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  1. 26-05-2011, 11:44 AM #1
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    Gajah mau nelpon ...



    suami: "ma,.. tebak-tebakan yuk. . "
    istri: "hayo ajah.. sapa takutttt"
    suami: "coba tebak.. didalam perut papa ada apanya.."
    istri: "alahhhh paling juga sayur asem yang tadi siang.."
    suami: "salahh bukan itu jawabannya.. dipikir dulu deh.."
    istri: "ikan lagi berenang..."
    suami: "salah"
    istri: "hmmmmm .. apa sich.. ???" (coel suami 'mbil manja2)
    suami: "dalam perut papa.. ada GAJAH nya..."
    istri: "kok bisa"
    suami: "yeee eeyaalah.. ini ada belalainya.. " (sambil pegang hidung....)
    istri: "ah.. papa nakal...!! klo cuma gitu mama jga bisa.. "
    suami: "oh ya.. ? coba apa pertanyaannya"
    istri: "sama.. coba tebak dalam perut mama ada apanya?"
    suami: "heheheee... muach muach muach.. kamu hamil yach ???"
    istri: "SALAH"
    suami: "hmmm.... ada anak gajah?"
    istri: "SALAH"
    suami: "Apa donkkkk ??"
    istri: "dalam perut mama ada TELPON UMUMNYA"
    suami: "Haaaaaaa... yang boneng mah..."
    istri: "yeeee eeeyalah... kan ada lubang buat masukin koinnya..."
    suami: "ih.. si mamah ternyata jga nakal !!!"

    di malam hari.. di tempat mereka ber istirahat.. maka terjadilah obrolan yg tidak boleh di dengar oleh member kopiers yg di bawah umur...

    suami: "mah.. " ( berbisik... )
    istri: "apaaa?" (dgn manja..)
    suami: "gajah mau nelpon.........."
    istri: ...



    gajah: "woii.. numpang dong..
    mau mencari telepon umum !!.."
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  2. 26-05-2011, 11:56 AM #2
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    judulnya ganti: Opera mau nelepon
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  3. 26-05-2011, 12:01 PM #3
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    emang klo gajah mau nelpon keliatan apanya??

    *namaku disebut...
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  4. 26-05-2011, 12:05 PM #4
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    rumus sama opera ...
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  5. 26-05-2011, 12:07 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by opera View Post
    emang klo gajah mau nelpon keliatan apanya??

    *namaku disebut...
    keliatan bohongnya
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  6. 26-05-2011, 12:31 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ancuur View Post


    rumus sama opera ...
    yang pake topi siapa?

    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    keliatan bokongnya
    pinterrr...
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  7. 26-05-2011, 12:34 PM #7
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    yg pake topi Giku lah...
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  8. 26-05-2011, 12:43 PM #8
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    Giku kayaknya pengen juga dicium gajah
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  9. 26-05-2011, 12:47 PM #9
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    GiKu itu yg paling belakang. belakang banget
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  10. 26-05-2011, 12:48 PM #10
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    yang diatas rumah siapa? pak dok dan co ass nya kah?
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  11. 26-05-2011, 12:52 PM #11
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    bukan .. itu penduduk setempat ..
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  12. 26-05-2011, 01:09 PM #12
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    Om ancuur disebelah gajah yg nyium itu cuma bagian pantatnya
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  13. 26-05-2011, 01:13 PM #13
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    itu kan kamu Urzu ...
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  14. 26-05-2011, 01:34 PM #14
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    kasihan gajahnya, gak lama lagi itu gajah bakal asma
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  15. 26-05-2011, 02:35 PM #15
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    kenapa bisa asma gik ...
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  16. 26-05-2011, 02:37 PM #16
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    Di sekap giku dikamarnya
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  17. 26-05-2011, 02:45 PM #17
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    udah nyasar ke gajah juga? kirain cuma sebatas primata. hati2 opera! *atau opera malah ngarep yah?
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  18. 26-05-2011, 02:46 PM #18
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    Spoiler for :


    rumus maksa ngajak keledai mandi bareng... ya jelas kledainya gak mau...
    kledai jga kan boleh memilih wkwkwkwk... (inget anang "pilihlah aku..." ) :naggguin:
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  19. 26-05-2011, 02:48 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by E = mc²
    udah nyasar ke gajah juga? kirain cuma sebatas primata. hati2 opera! *atau opera malah ngarep yah?


    opera make up terlalu tebal
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  20. 26-05-2011, 02:51 PM #20
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    Syahrini ma kd dah uzur maunya sama ashanty aja
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