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  1. 27-05-2011, 11:23 AM #1
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    Ngakak ala RSJ-KM

    Pak Dokter menggeledah kamar pasien, ditemukan buku porno
    ketika dibuka pak dokter bergumam... Ya Tuhann.... gak bener ini..
    dibalik halaman demi halaman Ya Ampunn... parah parah...
    sampai halaman terakhir Ya Habis deehh...


    Akhir bulan urzu 7 mau mengirim surat ke kampung halamannya
    "Co ass minta perangko" katanya "kok gak mau nempel?"
    *getok kepala urzu, kamu jilatnya salah... kebalik tau!!!..
    urzu 7 nyengir, sambil ngeliatin gambar perangko edisi khusus Farah Quinn


    Rumus minta ijin keluar rsj, tetapi diperjalanan ditilang polisi
    "Apa salah saya Pak? Saya pake helm, pake jaket, punya SIM, STNK bawa, kenapa saya di tilang ?!!"
    Polisi menjawab dengan enteng :...
    " Sebel aja gw liat lo...muter2 pake jaket n pake helm tapi nggak pake motor.."


    Hari sudah larut malam, sebelum tidur co ass eve mengisi diary nya
    Nama KTP Efendi
    Tapi panggil aja akika Eve
    Co Ass paling oye di RSJ-KM en
    Kapster tercucok di salon demplon
    Cepak atau sasak, semua akika gasak
    Meni pedi setengah jam langsung jadi

    Suatu pagi ya boo
    Dateng Ga diundang (jelangkung kale)
    Cewek wokee , muka blasteran gado-gado indo menado
    Minta pesyel spesyial Sama akika

    Begitu dideketin, fiuhhhh… Wangi si nyong2
    Menyerbu napas, bikin akika balik lagi jadi lekong
    Kayaknya ini cintrong pertama, ini Ga ngomong lebay

    Soalnya ini juga pertama kali akika bisa nepsong Sama yg bukan lekong.
    Akika takut terlambreta langsung aja akika nyelonong.

    Suara di lekong2in: “ehemmm… Nama gue Efendi disini aja gw pake nama Eve..”

    Sicewe wokee ngelirik genit…

    “…. masak yey Ga kenal akika siy boo.. Akika Susi alias susanto temen mangkal yey Dulu di Taman lawang..”

    Akika cm bisa bengong.. Ternyata masih aja lontong ketemu lontong.. Hati akika makin sekong makin kosong..
    Aneka Pakaian Anak
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  2. 27-05-2011, 11:27 AM #2
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    gileee bahasa banci salonnnnya kelas tinggi euy?!!
    - just call me kokom -
    Shinken & Fude… Jalan pedang dan jalan kuas, antara keharmonisan dan kekerasan kehidupan yang melebur untuk meraih kemurnian yang sempurna…
    I get to actually experience what it would be like to be a psycho, which is not a fun one. For me, it suits me. It suits my personality.
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  3. 27-05-2011, 11:36 AM #3
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    Opera mang berkepribadian ganda. makanya di RSJ dia dikerangkeng. soalnya kadang dia mempunyai jiwa banci salon yg suka ngebacok orang. Maklum, banci merangkap preman
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  4. 27-05-2011, 11:37 AM #4
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    ternyata nama panggilan opera itu susi ya


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  5. 27-05-2011, 11:49 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by E = mc² View Post
    Opera mang berkepribadian ganda. makanya di RSJ dia dikerangkeng. soalnya kadang dia mempunyai jiwa banci salon yg suka ngebacok orang. Maklum, banci merangkap preman
    yeee nei nei nei
    akika cm bacain itu diary punya eve yai

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingform View Post
    ternyata nama panggilan opera itu susi ya
    duh form, susi=susanto<>opera
    ayo beli kacamata
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  6. 27-05-2011, 12:11 PM #6
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    itu opera kan cuman nick disini....
    siapa tau nama ente sebenernya adalah susanto, dipanggil susi

    btw kalo namanya susanto kok ga dipanggil susan?


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  7. 27-05-2011, 03:01 PM #7
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    kalo dipanggil susan, gedenya jadi dokter bukan ahli taman lawang
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  8. 27-05-2011, 03:24 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by opera

    Rumus minta ijin keluar rsj, tetapi diperjalanan ditilang polisi
    "Apa salah saya Pak? Saya pake helm, pake jaket, punya SIM, STNK bawa, kenapa saya di tilang ?!!"
    Polisi menjawab dengan enteng :...
    " Sebel aja gw liat lo...muter2 pake jaket n pake helm tapi nggak pake motor.."
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  9. 27-05-2011, 03:41 PM #9
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    Barangsawijine purwo marang kawitan, Bandar sejatining wujud. Yuk lakone.. BUTHO CAKIL sido NGEMUTTT PEN.....THUNG!!
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  10. 28-05-2011, 02:33 PM #10
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    kalo malam susi kalo siang susanto nah kalo disini opera deh ....huahahaha
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  11. 28-05-2011, 02:35 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by deddy
    kalo malam susi kalo siang susanto nah kalo disini opera deh ....huahahaha
    klo sore.. soreanti
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  12. 28-05-2011, 07:02 PM #12
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    *getok pala opera pakai helm sni... Lo kulang ajal aa.... Baca2 diary olang aa....
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  13. 28-05-2011, 09:22 PM #13
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    haiyaaa.. epe yangan malah2...
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  14. 28-05-2011, 09:36 PM #14
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    gemana owe gak malah kong... Opela ngambil diary owe ha,,, buka2 rahassyyaa olang a...
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  15. 30-05-2011, 02:19 AM #15
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    itu salah lu olang.. napa tulis2 dialy di tembok olang
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