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  1. 23-05-2011, 04:15 PM #1
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    Thumbs up Lebih Cepat dari Flash Gordon

    Suatu hari di SD Harapan Tetangga sedang berlangsung pelajaran IPA, Si Bapak Guru bertanya kepada anak - anak muridnya :

    Guru : anak anak menurut kalian apa yang paling cepat di dunia ini?
    Epe : saya pak! saya tau... itu adalah berpikir pak
    Guru : kenapa ?
    Epe : karena........ tidak terlihat pak! ( menjawab dengan ngasal )

    guru : Saya rasa jawaban Epe kurang tepat, ada yang tau lagi ?
    Giku : mengedipkan mata pak!!
    guru : kenapa ?
    Giku : karena sebelum saya berpikir mata saya sudah berkedip duluan !!

    guru : boleh boleh.. tp masih kurang tepat lagi.. ada yg lain ?
    Urju : saya pak, lampu!
    guru : kenapa lampu Ju?
    Urju : karena sebelum saya mikir dan mengedipkan mata,,si lampu udh nyala duluan..

    guru : ada yg lain kah ?
    Putu : ADA PAK! ADA PAK!!
    guru : coba apa Putu?
    Putu : MENCRET pak !!
    guru : kenapa ?
    Putu : Waktu saya buang air besar tadi pagi tiba tiba mati lampu,saya belum sempat berfikir, berkedip, dan menyalakan lampu mencret saya sudah keluar duluan pak !!


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  2. 23-05-2011, 04:23 PM #2
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    Flash Gordon nya kemana?


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  3. 23-05-2011, 04:47 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingform View Post
    Flash Gordon nya kemana?
    di jamban, sibuk ngurusin yg lebih cepat dari lampu
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  4. 23-05-2011, 04:53 PM #4
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    guru nya gak kenal ama murid ya

    Urju dipanggil "min"
    Putu dipanggil "kar"
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  5. 23-05-2011, 04:58 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by gogon View Post
    guru nya gak kenal ama murid ya

    Urju dipanggil "min"
    Putu dipanggil "kar"


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  6. 23-05-2011, 09:47 PM #6
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    emang flash gordon itu yang tercepat yah
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  7. 23-05-2011, 10:57 PM #7
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    ^ emang bukan. makanya dijadiin judul
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  8. 24-05-2011, 09:15 AM #8
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    betul betul....mencret gak bisa ditunda tunda ....
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  9. 24-05-2011, 11:22 AM #9
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    Makanya pake diaper donk
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  10. 24-05-2011, 01:18 PM #10
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    tetap masih kalah cepat.....luncuranya sangat cepat ....
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  11. 24-05-2011, 01:31 PM #11
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    Kalo secepat itu yah bolong celananya
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  12. 24-05-2011, 01:39 PM #12
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    ^ lha, emang Urju celananya gak pake bolongan?
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    ^ sayang sekali celana saya tidak bolong, apa pak rumus sering mencret dicelana?
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  14. 24-05-2011, 02:39 PM #14
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    jadi bagaimana cara Pak Urju memakai celana jk ga ada bolongannya?
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    Saya buka resletingnya saya masukin kaki saya terus saya tarik resleting saya
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  16. 24-05-2011, 03:02 PM #16
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    itu kan lubang juga
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    ^ resleting kalo ditutup jadi tak berlubang
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  18. 25-05-2011, 11:28 AM #18
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    semuanya pake resleting? lubang buat pinggang dan lubang kaki juga? wew
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    Quote Originally Posted by E = mc²
    guru : ada yg lain kah ?
    Putu : ADA PAK! ADA PAK!!
    guru : coba apa Putu?
    Putu : MENCRET pak !!
    guru : kenapa ?
    Putu : Waktu saya buang air besar tadi pagi tiba tiba mati lampu,saya belum sempat berfikir, berkedip, dan menyalakan lampu mencret saya sudah keluar duluan pak !!


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    guru: ada yg lain kah ?
    rumus: ADA PAK! ADA PAK!!
    guru: coba apa rumus?
    rumus: KOLOR SAYA pak !!
    guru: kenapa ?
    rumus: orang belom liat selalu saya buka.. lihat nih seperti ini..

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