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  1. 03-04-2014, 03:18 PM #1
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    Seandainya kamu diculik?

    Apa yang akan kamu lakukan?
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  2. 03-04-2014, 03:25 PM #2
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    Tergantung penculiknya kalo ce cakep, pasrahhh diapain juga boleh
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  3. 03-04-2014, 03:30 PM #3
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    engkong bakal dipake untuk umpan hyena
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    Itu namanya udah niat kong...!!!
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    minta nego uang tebusan
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    Tergantung penculiknya kalo ce cakep, pasrahhh diapain juga boleh
    Ya boleh deh, cewek cakep, sekseeh... Tapi Kong Sur disekap, ndak boleh kemana-mana. Mau?

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    engkong bakal dipake untuk umpan hyena
    Siapa tahu cuma ngambil jari-jari kaki?

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    minta nego uang tebusan
    Kalau ndak ada yang mau nebus?
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  7. 03-04-2014, 07:22 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbok jamu View Post
    Ya boleh deh, cewek cakep, sekseeh... Tapi Kong Sur disekap, ndak boleh kemana-mana. Mau?
    Kalo ditemeni terus ga papa mbok, errr itu disekap yah? saya kirain dibekap
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  8. 03-04-2014, 04:05 PM #8
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    kalau ada yg mau nebus, orang tsb pasti sudah hilang kewarasannya
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    1. Kenali lingkungan, dimana kita disekap
    2. Ingat" nomor telpon yg bs dihubungi
    3. Observe, list semua yg kita temui, berapa jumpah org yg culik, senjata mereka, kebiasaan mereka, background mereka.
    4. Maksimalkan segala kesenpatan yang ad, curi" ambil barang yg kira" bisa dijadikan senjata
    5. Buat rute pelarian

    Oke itu teorinya

    Sekarang prakteknya
    Teriak sekencang"nya, berontak sekeras mungkin, pukul kepalanya, kalo naik mobil lumpuhkan dulu sopirnya, seenggaknya mati sama" daripada mati sendirian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thin.king View Post
    1. Kenali lingkungan, dimana kita disekap
    2. Ingat" nomor telpon yg bs dihubungi
    3. Observe, list semua yg kita temui, berapa jumpah org yg culik, senjata mereka, kebiasaan mereka, background mereka.
    4. Maksimalkan segala kesenpatan yang ad, curi" ambil barang yg kira" bisa dijadikan senjata
    5. Buat rute pelarian

    Oke itu teorinya

    Sekarang prakteknya
    Teriak sekencang"nya, berontak sekeras mungkin, pukul kepalanya, kalo naik mobil lumpuhkan dulu sopirnya, seenggaknya mati sama" daripada mati sendirian.
    itu klo yg nyulik bawa anjing gmn?

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  11. 03-04-2014, 05:16 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by red>,<hair View Post
    itu klo yg nyulik bawa anjing gmn?
    ya ditongseng
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    yg menculik saya harus bayar ke saya

    1 hari diculik : 50 juta
    7 hari diculik : 350 juta
    1 bulan diculik : 1,4 m
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  13. 03-04-2014, 04:36 PM #13
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    pasrah...

    Klo sampe minta uang tebusan ke keluarga, saya minta dibunuh aja...
    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present".
    Don't be too concerned about what was and what will be, keep living the present.
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  14. 03-04-2014, 09:13 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by thin.king View Post
    1. Kenali lingkungan, dimana kita disekap
    2. Ingat" nomor telpon yg bs dihubungi
    3. Observe, list semua yg kita temui, berapa jumpah org yg culik, senjata mereka, kebiasaan mereka, background mereka.
    4. Maksimalkan segala kesenpatan yang ad, curi" ambil barang yg kira" bisa dijadikan senjata
    5. Buat rute pelarian

    Oke itu teorinya

    Sekarang prakteknya
    Teriak sekencang"nya, berontak sekeras mungkin, pukul kepalanya, kalo naik mobil lumpuhkan dulu sopirnya, seenggaknya mati sama" daripada mati sendirian.
    Kalau yang nyuliknya gede, item, kekar, serem? Seperti yang tadi ngeliatin mbok dari mobilnya, makanya simbok jadi mikir nyulik-menyulik.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neofio View Post
    yg menculik saya harus bayar ke saya

    1 hari diculik : 50 juta
    7 hari diculik : 350 juta
    1 bulan diculik : 1,4 m

    Sehari 50 juta sebulan 1,5 M diskon 100 juta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yanwok View Post
    pasrah...

    Klo sampe minta uang tebusan ke keluarga, saya minta dibunuh aja...
    Penculiknya rugi dong, ndak dapet duit resiko masuk bui kalau mayat Yanwok ditemukan. Penculiknya pasti ogah rugi, nutup duit bensin juga ndak.
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  15. 04-04-2014, 11:44 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbok jamu View Post
    Kalau yang nyuliknya gede, item, kekar, serem? Seperti yang tadi ngeliatin mbok dari mobilnya, makanya simbok jadi mikir nyulik-menyulik.

    Penculiknya rugi dong, ndak dapet duit resiko masuk bui kalau mayat Yanwok ditemukan. Penculiknya pasti ogah rugi, nutup duit bensin juga ndak.
    Karena itu lose lose situation buat dia, salah dia ga cek background dulu, apa keluarga saya rela mengeluarkan uang untuk saya..

    Tetep di culik, ga dikasih uang tebusan, bunuh saya: LOSE
    Tetep di culik, ga dikasih uang tebusan, lepasin saya: LOSE

    And really, my father and mother wouldn't care if I'm kidnapped or lost or anything

    *jadi serius*
    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present".
    Don't be too concerned about what was and what will be, keep living the present.
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  16. 04-04-2014, 09:47 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbok jamu View Post
    Kalau yang nyuliknya gede, item, kekar, serem? Seperti yang tadi ngeliatin mbok dari mobilnya, makanya simbok jadi mikir nyulik-menyulik..
    Tetep kayak yg sebelumnya, teriak sekencang"nya, pukul kepalanya, klo ga mempan incar alat" vitalnya, ex: colok matanya, pukul telinganya.kalo emang sudah melawan tapi tetap kalah, menyerah dulu, kalau ada kesempatan baru serang lagi
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  17. 03-04-2014, 04:51 PM #17
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    Dinikmati aja sih...
    hai hai hai......
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    diem aja...
    sampe tempat terakhir, tertawa sekencang kencang, misi saya berhasil menculik anda dengan mudah tanpa repot2.
    ambil telp minta tebusan ke keluarga penculik.
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  19. 03-04-2014, 05:03 PM #19
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    Deal bagi dua uang tebusan, trus akting supaya uang tebusan beneran dikasih..

    Eh, keluarga tetep ga mau bayar uang tebusan, malah mati...

    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present".
    Don't be too concerned about what was and what will be, keep living the present.
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  20. 03-04-2014, 05:56 PM #20
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    kasian sebenarnya yg nyulik
    saya mau kasih dia uang 100jt buat tambah-tambah naik haji
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