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  1. 28-01-2014, 01:50 AM #1
    cherryerichan
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    Humor menjelang imlek

    tIdak Setia: Lu She Rong.
    Badan besar: Lu King kong
    gak Sopan : Lu Lan Chang.
    gak Tau Diri : Lu Xia Lan.
    Jagoan : Wong Fei Hung.
    doyan FB an: Wong San Tai
    jahil : Wong Ie Sheng
    dewasa:Wes Ma Teng

    Presiden Indonesia?
    Shu Xie Lo

    Dipukul meleset?
    Loe Foet Nie Yee

    Redup?
    Lee Ma Wat

    Meminta Bantuan?
    Toe Lung Dong

    Orang Kaya?
    Wong Tsu Gie

    Alat Musik Traditional?
    Koh Lin Tang

    Pemda?
    Toe Kang Gu Shur

    Belokan?
    Tie Kung An

    lomba
    Tan Ding An

    Makanan Ringan?
    Che Mie Lan

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  2. 28-01-2014, 07:32 AM #2
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    Maling beha = Shiang Shiang Mai Ling Kwuu Thang

    Kepleset = Lie Chin Thong

    Setan batok kelapa = Jie Lang Kung

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  3. 28-01-2014, 10:30 AM #3
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    nilai humor ini = Lu Ma Yan
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    PM for nego
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  4. 28-01-2014, 10:44 AM #4
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    Yang gak suka humor ini = Lu Ma Nyun
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  5. 28-01-2014, 02:09 PM #5
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    Kebelet abis baca nih humor = Mao Nge Sheng
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  6. 28-01-2014, 03:50 PM #6
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    laper abis baca thread ini : Khe Bo

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  7. 29-01-2014, 10:13 AM #7
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    Malas baca tret ini : ng bo san
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  8. 30-01-2014, 03:33 PM #8
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    Fere: Bro imlek ke rumah gue ya, gue open house.
    Firik: Oke Bro, ngomong2 siapa yang china, bapak elo atau ibu elo?
    Fere: HP gue , Laptop gue, dvd gue, kulkas gue, microwave, mesin cuci gue, semua China.
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  9. 30-01-2014, 04:47 PM #9
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    Menjelang imlek mari kita ???Belajar mandarin Lhu Phas Ti Bhi Sa. Fun n pasti bs dlm 3menit ........

    ??Tidak izin : Lu lan chang.
    Tidak setia : Lu she rong.
    Badan Gede : Lu king kong.
    Tdk sopan : Lu sin chan.
    Tdk tau diri : Lu xia lan.
    Yg norak : Wong kam fung.
    Yg jago : Wong fei hung.
    Yg suka BB: Wong san thai.
    Yg suka ngerjain : Wong ie sheng. Bahasa China Pria dewasa?
    Wes Ma Teng

    Bahasa China Presiden Indonesia?
    Shu Xie Lo

    Bahasa China gak kena tonjok?
    Loe Foet Nie Yee

    Bahasa China Redup?
    Lee Ma Wat

    Bahasa China meminta bantuan?
    Toe Lung Dong

    Bahasa China orang kaya?
    Wong Tsu Gie

    Bahasa China alat musik traditional?
    Koh Lin Tang

    Bahasa China Pemda?
    Toe Kang Gu Shur

    Bahasa China belokan?
    Tie Kung An

    Bahasa China orang yang berlomba?
    Tan Ding An

    Bahasa China makanan ringan?
    Che Mie Lan

    Bahasa china playboy?
    Wei dok an
    Bahasa china di kejar anjing? Man chek tong

    Yang ngirim : Wong khe Ren
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  10. 30-01-2014, 05:29 PM #10
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    Gak mau kalah jugaa ahhh ama si firikDlm rangka imlek
    Menurut sejarah peradaban bangsa China...

    CHINA Þєrnάн dipimpin oleh ơяãnğ ÿǟлğ paling top yakni Presiden : CHIANG KAI SEXX.

    Đя semua keturunanϞγ̥â, ÿǟлğ paling hebat namaϞγ̥â : LIE HAI SEXX,dıą bljr ilmu đя guru besar ÿǟлğ kesohor namaϞγ̥â HO BIE SEXX

    LIE HAI SEXX þůʼnÿã istri namaϞγ̥â : KWAT MAIN SEXX,mrk ρun þůʼnÿã anak ÿǟлğ bandel namaϞγ̥â : HIE PER SEXX,
    đя anakϞγ̥â ÿǟлğ bandel itu mrk þůʼnÿã 2 cucu.

    Cucu pertama HO YAN SEXX ∂άϞ Cucu kedua : SHU KA SEXX

    :p ÿǟлğ simpan 🍫ввм🍫 ini berarti :
    SHE NENG SEXX...\=D/!!

    :p ÿǟлğ buang 🍫ввм🍫 ini pasti :
    GAK KWAT SEXX...3-|!!

    :p ÿǟлğ tersinggung dğπ 🍫ввм🍫 ini мğкл dıą. : TAK TAUW SEXX...!!

    :p ÿǟлğ tertawa Tho Yan Sexx
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  11. 30-01-2014, 08:26 PM #11
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  12. 31-01-2014, 01:26 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Engkong sur lucuwwwwww
    Berarti nama china nudel MU KA SEXX
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  13. 31-01-2014, 02:38 PM #13
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    Julukan engkong di China... Man Yak Sekk

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  14. 31-01-2014, 02:47 PM #14
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    kong sur bbm nya ternyata pake huruf2 alay



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  15. 31-01-2014, 08:50 PM #15
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  16. 31-01-2014, 09:58 PM #16
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    Err kadang2 diperlukan ssupaya merasa muda lagi king en fere
    you meet someone
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    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  17. 01-02-2014, 12:09 AM #17
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    Aduin ke mom [MENTION=854]lily[/MENTION]
    hai hai hai......
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  18. 06-04-2014, 02:58 PM #18
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    haha, lucu lucu banget gan, izin copas buat di fanspage
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  19. 06-04-2014, 06:35 PM #19
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