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  1. 22-01-2014, 05:35 PM #1
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    Robot Cerdas

    Kirun membeli robot yang bisa mendeteksi kebohongan dan diprogram untuk menggampar siapapun yang berkata bohong.
    Saat makan malam, Kirun mengetes anaknya, Kiwil, dg robot tersebut. "Tadi siang kamu ngapain aja?" tanya Kirun.
    "Ngerjain PR Pak!" Jawab Kiwil.
    PLAKK!!! Kiwil digampar robot.
    Akhirnya Kiwil mengaku "Ampun Paaak, tadi siang nonton film di rumah temen!!!"
    Kirun bertanya kembali,"Apa yg kamu tonton?"
    "Avengers Pak," jawab Kiwil.
    PLAKK!!! Kembali Kiwil digampar robot.
    "Ampun Paak, ampuun!! Tadi siang nonton bokep!!!"
    Kirun terhenyak."Apa??!!! Waktu seumurmu Bapak gak tahu bokep itu apa!!!"
    PLAKKK!!! Kali ini giliran Kirun yg digampar robot.
    Martinah, istri Kirun tertawa terkekeh2 menyaksikan adegan gampar2an tersebut, kemudian ia berkomentar,"Kiwil memang bener2 memang persis kamu Mas, bapaknya".
    PLAKK!!!! Sang robotpun menggampar Martinah.


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  2. 22-01-2014, 05:44 PM #2
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    Bapak : Jadi.... kamu... PLAKK!!!, belum selesai bicara Kiwil digampar robot

    Martinah : Anu.... PLAKK!!!, robot langsung menggampar martinah

    Kiwil : Ibu!!!.. PLAKK!!, Kiwil pun langsung mendapat giliran

    Bapak : Kiwil... PLAKK!!! gak pake lama, robot pun menggampar si bapak

    Kiwil : Ya ampuun... Baaa PLAK!!!, ibu digampar robot

    Ibu : Kok saya digampar ? PLAKK!!! ibu digampar robot lagi
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  3. 22-01-2014, 06:27 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    Bapak : Jadi.... kamu... PLAKK!!!, belum selesai bicara Kiwil digampar robot

    Martinah : Anu.... PLAKK!!!, robot langsung menggampar martinah

    Kiwil : Ibu!!!.. PLAKK!!, Kiwil pun langsung mendapat giliran

    Bapak : Kiwil... PLAKK!!! gak pake lama, robot pun menggampar si bapak

    Kiwil : Ya ampuun... Baaa PLAK!!!, ibu digampar robot

    Ibu : Kok saya digampar ? PLAKK!!! ibu digampar robot lagi
    Jadi chaos begitu?
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  4. 22-01-2014, 07:06 PM #4
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    Jadi si kiwil anak siapa...?
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  5. 22-01-2014, 07:24 PM #5
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    PLAK!!! latung kebagian digampar robot
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  6. 22-01-2014, 07:30 PM #6
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    Lily menatp ke robot dan tersenyum, dan berkata "satu" tiba2 PLAKK
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  7. 22-01-2014, 07:36 PM #7
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    robotnya terjungkal bersimbah oli
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  8. 22-01-2014, 08:04 PM #8
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    Lalu robotnya menangis tersedu2 di pojokan
    Karena kasihan Lilypun mendatangi si robot

    Lily : Kenapa kamu menangis..?

    Robot : Saya laper buuk.. dari kemaren belum makan..

    Lily :
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  9. 22-01-2014, 10:08 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    PLAK!!! latung kebagian digampar robot
    Wah robotnya korslet tuh...saya kan tidak bohong...!!!
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  10. 23-01-2014, 07:29 AM #10
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    PLAKKKK!!! lattung digampar robot lagi
    Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi

    Impossible is nothing!
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  11. 23-01-2014, 11:03 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    Lalu robotnya menangis tersedu2 di pojokan
    Karena kasihan Lilypun mendatangi si robot

    Lily : Kenapa kamu menangis..?

    Robot : Saya laper buuk.. dari kemaren belum makan..

    Lily :
    Lily : mau maem apa, sini ibu beliin.

    Robot : aku pingin pentol, sing ono ndog'e

    Lily : kowe pingin pentol?

    Robot : sing dobel ndog'e

    Lily : kowe pingin pentol,pentol,pentol,pentol,pentol

    Robot : sing akeh nudel'e..
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  12. 23-01-2014, 11:20 AM #12
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    PLAK!!! lily dan robot saling bertatapan tanpa ada yang terjatuh
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  13. 23-01-2014, 11:25 AM #13
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    PLAKKKK!!! PLAKKKK!!! giku sama urzu digampar robot
    Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi

    Impossible is nothing!
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  14. 27-01-2014, 03:46 PM #14
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    Nudel : Lily, saya minta ijin pulang karena kakak saya sakit
    Robot : PLAKKK!! ngeplak Nudel
    Lily : Kamu bohong, tadi lily lihat kakakmu sehat-sehat saja.
    Robot : PLAKKK!! ngeplak Lily/
    Nudel : Lily juga bohong, saya kan tidak punya kakak
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  15. 27-01-2014, 06:07 PM #15
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    Robot : PLAKK !!!
    Numismatik: Kenapa saya ditampar? Saya kan gak pengen ditampar...
    Robot : PLAKK !!! PLAK !!! PLAKK !!!
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  16. 06-04-2014, 03:07 PM #16
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    haha, lucu lucu banget gan, izin copas buat di fanspage
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  17. 06-04-2014, 06:27 PM #17
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    plakk!!! Plakk!!! Plakk!!!
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