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  1. 10-05-2011, 08:21 AM #1
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    Mat Pithi (lawak Boso Jowo)

    Mat Pithi lunga nang Jerman numpak Singapore Airlines.
    masio tikete larang tapi pelayanane SQ iku terbaik, pesawate anyar, panganane yo enak, trus pramugarine ayu2 & dukur2 (maksute rok'e sing dukur)
    Teko Juanda sampek meh tekan Jerman gak tau sepi teko panganan. Mat Pithi wetenge sampek kuwarek'en (Gendeng pancen Mat Pithi Pesawat dianggep koyok warung ae)
    Akibate yo wis Mat Pithi kebelet. Ndilalah toilet lanange onok uwonge. Mat Pithi bingung, raine mulai pucet mergo ngempet.
    Pramugarine mesakno "Yo wis Cak, sampeyan nggaweo toilet cewek ae. Tapi ojok sampek mijet tombol2 sing onok ndik njero yo. Pokok'e nek wis mari ngising ndang siramen trus metuo".
    Mat Pithi lgsg mlebu nang njero toilet cewek.
    Lha nang kono dhe'e pancen ndelok akeh tombol2 sing onok tulisane: WW, WA, PP & ATR..
    Dasare Mat Pithi tambah penasaran tombol2 iku digae opo ae. Mat Pithi mulai ati2 nyoba mijet tombol WW, langsung sroott. Metu banyu anget nyemprot silite. "Oh, tiba'e iki artine Warm Water digae cewok.
    Mat Pithi tambah penasaran. Mat Pithi mijet tombol WA.
    Whuusss.. langsung metu udara anget digae pengering.
    "Mmm.. tiba'e WA iki artine Warm Air. Mangkane wong wedok cik betahe nang njero tiolet"
    Terus Mat Pithi mijet tombol PP. Langsung metu bantalane wedak (Powder Puff) medak'i silite sing wis garing. Mat Pithi tambah nggumun, tapi yo ngguyu. "Hahahaha.. taek.. taek.. Lek nang Suroboyo umume sing diwedak'i iku lak rai ta. Kok nang kene silit barang diwedak'i.."
    Mat Pithi akhire gak ragu maneh mijet tombol ATR.
    Grobyaaakkk..!
    Mat Pithi tibo jempalitan! Mat Pithi semaput! Pas sadar Mat Pithi wis nang rumah sakit. Dhe'e takon nang perawat sing jogo. "Ngene Cak.. Nurut hasil investigasi waktu iku sampeyan mijet tombol ATR, Artine kan Automatic Tampon Removal, fungsine digawe nyopot pembalut secara otomatis. Lek sing nggawe wong lanang akibate yo ngene iki, manuk sampeyan ketarik sampek mbrodol sak kabehe.....!!
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  2. 10-05-2011, 08:58 AM #2
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    Emang ada yah? ATR?

    Moral dari cerita : Jangan iseng.. hihihihihi
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  3. 10-05-2011, 11:50 AM #3
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    Moral cerita : bahasa jerman masih sama dengan bahasa surabaya
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  4. 11-05-2011, 07:48 PM #4
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    wkwkwkwk....sampe semaput yo....


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  5. 11-05-2011, 08:03 PM #5
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    Lha gimana gak semaput kalo bulunya ikut brodol....ekekekeke
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  6. 13-05-2011, 07:44 PM #6
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    lucu tenan cak ded
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  7. 13-05-2011, 08:44 PM #7
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    ketoke nek sing iki gur apus2an cak...
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  8. 14-05-2011, 09:44 AM #8
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    sing marai konyol yo ATR re iku... opo ono tenan yo.... "ngilirk eve .......
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  9. 16-05-2011, 11:21 AM #9
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    hahahaha..
    anjrit, lucu tenan
    hahahaha...
    hahaha....

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    terjemahin donk, gw ga bisa boso jowo nihh
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  10. 16-05-2011, 12:55 PM #10
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    Mat pithi iku sopo ne mat damon cak?
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  11. 16-05-2011, 05:11 PM #11
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    manuk'e mat pithi mbrodol

    manuk'e dadi dowo, ga perlu nang mak erot
    because, imagination is a part of reality-
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  12. 26-08-2011, 10:56 AM #12
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    Kalau menurut saya, bagian yg ini jika dihapus akan lebih lucu :


    , fungsine digawe nyopot pembalut secara otomatis. Lek sing nggawe wong lanang akibate yo ngene iki, manuk sampeyan ketarik sampek mbrodol sak kabehe.....!!
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