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  1. 25-12-2013, 06:08 PM #1
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    Humor seputar Natal

    Ibu Peri : Kamu mau hadiah Natal apa?

    Anak 1 : Aku mau hadiah Natal,baju dingin warna Merah Putih,bu.sekalian ama Topinya juga,bu.

    Ibu Peri : Kalo kamu mau hadiah Natal apa?

    Anak 2 : Aku mau hadiah natal,6 Kijang bu.

    Ibu Peri : Kamu mau hadiah Natal apa?

    Anak 3 : Aku mau hadiah Natal Kumis Putih dan Jenggot Putih,bu.

    Ibu Peri : (Mulai Geram) Kalo kamu mau hadiah Natal apa?

    Anak 4 : Aku mau Hadiah Natal Kereta Kijang yang bisa terbang,bu.

    Ibu Peri : Trus kamu mau Hadiah Natal apa? (mulai capek)

    Anak 5 : Aku ngga mau hadiah Natal apa2x,bu.Yang penting suara aku bisa kayak suara Kakek pas bilang " Ho! Ho! Ho! "

    " Merry Christmas All.Ho! Ho! Ho! "
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  2. 25-12-2013, 06:36 PM #2
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    Oh my god... Santa Claus sekarang pake Horcrux dan dibagi menjadi 5 bagian di anak-anak itu?

    Santa Claus ternyata pengguna Dark Arts
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  3. 25-12-2013, 06:57 PM #3
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    Yang lainnya dong,bikin Banyolan juga.Ayo!jangan mau kalah sama gue.
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    Funny jokes about Santa Claus and raindeers
    One of the raindeers ask the Santa Claus: why are those two other raindeers – Dasher and Dancer – always taking coffee breaks?
    Santa Claus reples: Because they are my star bucks!

    Christmas shopping
    A judge asks the culprit:
    - Please explain me, what are you being prosecuted for?
    - I was doing my Christmas shopping too early, - replied the defendant
    - But that’s not a crime, - says the judge quite surprised. – How early were you doing your Christmas shopping?
    - Before the store opened…

    Future profession
    A teacher asks the students – who they’d like to be in the futre:
    - A driver, - replies Tim.
    - A nurse, - says Mary.
    - When I grow up, I want to be a fat old man in red, - says the little Johnny.

    Christmas wordplay
    Knock, knock.
    - Who’s there?
    - Mary.
    - Mary who?
    - Mary Christmas

    Christmas jokes - questions and answers
    Question: What do you call a snowman on skates?
    Answer: A snow mobile!

    Funny joke about Christmas
    Christmas is weird! What other time of the year you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candies out of your socks?

    Christmas wordplay
    I’m dreaming of the white Christmas. But if white runs out, I’ll drink the red.

    Question: What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
    Answer: A pineapple

    Questions: Who says “oh oh oh”?
    Answer: Santa walking backwards

    Question: What do elves learn at elf school?
    Answer: The elfabet!

    Question: who is never hungry during Christmas time?
    Answer: A turkey – he’s always stuffed.

    Question: What is the biggest enemy of snowmen?
    Answer: Hairdryer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Question: who is never hungry during Christmas time?
    Answer: A turkey – he’s always stuffed.


    err ini bukannya thanksgiving ya?
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  6. 26-12-2013, 12:23 PM #6
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    Iya tuh kong, harusnya thanksgiving, tapi Mr. Bean pas Natal juga masak kalkun bukan?
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  7. 27-12-2013, 04:22 PM #7
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    Santa claus : kamu mau apa?

    dana-san : mau soto om


    santa claus : oke didepan ada tukang soto


    dana-san : mas minta sempaknya dong

    santa claus :
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  8. 27-12-2013, 11:19 PM #8
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    Cowok : bapak kamu Santa Claus yah

    Cewek : kok tau

    Cowok : aku ini bapakmu

    Cewek : bapaaaaaaakkkkkk

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