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  1. 06-12-2013, 09:43 PM #1
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    parasut

    Dalam pesawat terbang dari Dili menuju Denpasar terdapat tiga penumpang, yaitu seorang anak anggota pramuka, seorang pastor asal Timor Timur dan Farhat Abbas.

    Tiba-tiba terdengar suara pilot lewat pengeras suara. "Dalam beberapa detik pesawat kita akan jatuh. Sayang kita hanya punya tiga parasut. Saya akan mengambil satu, karena saya harus melaporkan kecelakaan yang melibatkan tokoh penting ini". Sang pilot pun langsung loncat.

    Melihat pilot dengan gesit meloncat, Farhat Abbas buru-buru mengambil 1 sebuah parasut yang ada di dekatnya.

    "Saya perlu menyelamatkan diri," ujar Farhat, "Sebab saya calon pemimpin Negara untuk Indonesia 2014". Farhat pun langsung terjun menyusul sang pilot.

    Pastor pun menatap si pramuka kecil. "Nak," ujar sang pastor, "Saya sudah puas menjalani kehidupan ini. Sedangkan kamu masih memiliki kesempatan hidup yg panjang. Gunakanlah parasut ini. Semoga Tuhan menyertaimu, Nak..".

    "Jangan bersedih, Pastor", ujar si anak pramuka. "Kita masih punya dua parasut. Yang diambil Pak Farhat Abbas tadi adalah tas ransel sekolah saya!"... º°˚˚°º≈нåнåн庰˚˚°º≈º
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  2. 06-12-2013, 11:01 PM #2
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    Farhat Abbas mampus!!!
    Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi

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  3. 06-12-2013, 11:58 PM #3
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    RIP farhat Abbas...!!!
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  4. 07-12-2013, 12:28 AM #4
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    ^Dan jatohnya pas nimpa Dhani.... HELL YEAH !
    A proud SpaceBattler now.
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  5. 07-12-2013, 12:34 AM #5
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    Chris john pake tattoo malah kalah...hadooh...!!!
    Tu lah gak usah sok-sok keren pake tattoo..!!!
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  6. 07-12-2013, 12:40 AM #6
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    begitu terjun bebas, om parhat tereak : lattuuunnggg..kutunggu jandamuuuuuu
    Jangan kamu bilang dirimu kaya, bila tetanggamu memakan bangkai kucingnya.
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  7. 07-12-2013, 12:44 AM #7
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    Ah...kalo saya nyante aja...!!! Dia pasti mati kok gara-gara terjun...!!!
    Biarlah dia ngomong sesuka atinya...!!!
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  8. 07-12-2013, 12:51 AM #8
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    tega kamu om...jgn begitulah ama pacar
    *jorokin latung dr heli
    Jangan kamu bilang dirimu kaya, bila tetanggamu memakan bangkai kucingnya.
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  9. 07-12-2013, 07:54 AM #9
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    tega kamu sus...jgn begitulah ama pasen
    *kekepin sus ale dalam heli
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  10. 07-12-2013, 03:12 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alethia View Post
    tega kamu om...jgn begitulah ama pacar
    *jorokin latung dr heli
    *reflex ngelak ke samping.. [MENTION=657]Alethia[/MENTION] jatoh...ga pake parasut pulak...barengan ma nudel yang mu kekepin ale d belakangnya...!!!

    Para pemain:
    Pilot. : blom ketauan siapa yg meranin (sapa yang mau meranin pilot...)
    Farhat abbas : dirinya sendiri (RIP lah buat farhat)
    Pastor. : belom ketauan (hayoo...sapa yang mau meranin...)
    Anak sekolah : saya dong...!!!
    alethia : penumpang gelap cabul
    Nudel. : pasangan penumpang gelap cabul
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  11. 07-12-2013, 04:56 PM #11
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    Si pilot, om ancuur
    Si pastor, engkong sur

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  12. 07-12-2013, 05:38 PM #12
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    buat yg butuh parasut
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  13. 08-12-2013, 01:10 AM #13
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    Kasih ke farhat abas aja om...!!!
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  14. 08-12-2013, 06:11 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by thin.king View Post
    buat yg butuh parasut
    Ini maenan jaman gw SD
    Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi

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  15. 09-12-2013, 11:05 AM #15
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    mengambil tas ransel si pramuka sangat tepat
    karena isinya bermacam2, mulai dari tali-temali, tenda, perbekalan 4 sehat 5 sempurna, rakit, panci, teropong, prasut, kasur angin, bantal panas, sandal refleksi, alat pijat, tongkat ali, alat bekam, aneka herbal
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  16. 09-12-2013, 11:05 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Ini maenan jaman gw SD
    waktu SD, youli udah maenan kondom bekas ?
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  17. 09-12-2013, 06:43 PM #17
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    ckckck.. nudel emang nggilani..
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  18. 09-12-2013, 11:56 PM #18
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    Piktorr aja lu pada
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  19. 10-12-2013, 12:40 AM #19
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    Kirim link nya ke twitter Farhat yuk.

    Supaya buruan di praktekkan.
    - I'm such a very lucky woman and have a very lucky life -
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    Quote Originally Posted by lattungtatturrus View Post
    Chris john pake tattoo malah kalah...hadooh...!!!
    Tu lah gak usah sok-sok keren pake tattoo..!!!
    err ini latung lagi mabok ya?
    gw sampe baca ceritanya bolak balik ga liat ada penampakan chris john
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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