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  1. 08-10-2013, 03:53 PM #1
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    Cool - Anakku Jadi Apa ? -

    Seorang pemuka agama galau memikirkan masa depan anaknya yg semata wayang. Hari ini ia ikut UN, namun blm punya pilihan pendidikan utk masa depannya. Ia ingin meng-test bakat si anak.

    Di meja kamar anaknya diletakkan 4 macam benda, lalu ia memantau via kamera pengintai.

    Kalau benda pertama yg diambilnya (Kitab Suci) mk ia akan jd pemuka agama, tapi jk benda kedua (uang) ia pasti akan jd pengusaha. Jk ia menjamah benda ketiga (foto wanita seksi), dia akan jd Playboy. Tetapi jika ia menjamah benda keempat (minuman keras) dipastikan ia akan jadi preman dan pemabok.

    Begitu si anak pulang ia masuk ke kamar, lalu matanya terpaku akan benda2 asing di mejanya, setelah sejenak terkesiap, ia lalu mengambil kitab suci dan mengepitnya di ketiak, kemudian ia mengambil uang & memasukkannya kesaku. Kemudian dia memandang foto wanita seksi itu tanpa berkedip dan terlihat bernafsu lalu ia membuka botol minuman keras dgn giginya dan langsung meminumnya seraya tetap mengamati foto yg aduhai.

    Sang ayah tanpa sadar berseru sendirian "Ya Tuhan!! Anakku pasti akan menjadi anggota DPR..!!!"
    - I'm such a very lucky woman and have a very lucky life -
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  2. 08-10-2013, 04:59 PM #2
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    pengen ketawa..tapi lagi inget ruhut sitompul nangis. jadi batal dah
    Jangan kamu bilang dirimu kaya, bila tetanggamu memakan bangkai kucingnya.
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  3. 08-10-2013, 10:33 PM #3
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    kenapa anggota DPR?
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    karena begitu ciri2nya anggota DPR sekarang
    sok alim, tapi 'rakus' dengan semua hal
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  5. 08-10-2013, 11:54 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by BundaNa View Post
    kenapa anggota DPR?
    Pertanyaan yang sama muncul di otak gw, kenapa anggota DPR ya?
    Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi

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  6. 09-10-2013, 01:32 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Pertanyaan yang sama muncul di otak gw, kenapa anggota DPR ya?
    sama...padahal baris2 awal baca, gw kepikiran, kok Lily berani betul cerita2 tentang Om Ancuur dan ayahnya...
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  7. 09-10-2013, 04:00 AM #7
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    harapan jaya? Kaya nama toko material..
    Sori oot... lanjoot!
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  8. 09-10-2013, 09:03 PM #8
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    Sorry, OOT juga... habis gak tahan....

    --> ndableg

    udah...lega... lanjoot!
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  9. 09-10-2013, 09:57 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by ndableg View Post
    harapan jaya ? Kaya nama toko material..
    Sori oot... lanjoot!
    Seinget gue ini bukannya nama Band sekitar 1990-an gitu ?
    A proud SpaceBattler now.
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  10. 10-10-2013, 05:57 AM #10
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    Harapan Jaya tuh yang vokalisnya Edi Brokoli bukan sih? Eh itu mah Pemuda Harapan Bangsa ding
    Jika menurutmu hidup ini tidak menarik, maka buatlah hidupmu semenarik mungkin - Shinsaku Takasugi

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  11. 15-10-2013, 01:49 PM #11
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    Dafuq,,, maaf paman,, org" disana masih meragukanmu

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  12. 16-10-2013, 10:21 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Harapan Jaya tuh yang vokalisnya Edi Brokoli bukan sih? Eh itu mah Pemuda Harapan Bangsa ding
    ga kok, udah bener
    harapan jaya ini yg vokalisnya edi brokoli
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  13. 16-10-2013, 10:36 AM #13
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    sejak kapan bus akap pake vokalis segala ?

    * maaf, gak kuat nahan oot
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  14. 16-10-2013, 12:25 PM #14
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    kayaknya judul threadnya diganti aja jadi : Penghinaan kepada seorang member baru yang malang

    --> the cursed
    --> udel
    --> giku.

    Popo nggak, soalnya gak biasa mukul cewek

    Hundreddaya, eh..?
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  15. 16-10-2013, 12:31 PM #15
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    bukannya Giku bener ya om?
    lagian namanya mengingatkan nama CV atau perusahaan gitu
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  16. 16-10-2013, 01:18 PM #16
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    Jay....

    sapar.... sapar.... saparudin....
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  17. 17-10-2013, 12:03 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    Jay....

    sapar.... sapar.... saparudin....
    gak bisa Pak, sakit hatiku ini...sakit...

    oh iya, gambarnya numpang saya jadiin avatar ya Pak.
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  18. 17-10-2013, 10:59 AM #18
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    jangan minta izin ke saya
    langsung ke pemilik POnya aja
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  19. 17-10-2013, 09:20 PM #19
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    Mekdi: bapakkkkkkkkkkkk
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  20. 18-10-2013, 05:28 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by harapan jaya View Post
    gak bisa Pak, sakit hatiku ini...sakit...

    oh iya, gambarnya numpang saya jadiin avatar ya Pak.
    Aturan lu pake avatar ini aja biar keren



    ato ini..



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