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  1. 14-09-2013, 12:02 PM #1
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    Itsreza dan Copet ...

    Pada suatu hari Itsreza pergi ke Baranangsiang naik bus, maklum bus kalau sudah penuh berdempetan,
    Itsreza tidak kebagian duduk terpaksa berdiri.. Sedang santai sambil melamun, gak taunya ada copet yg
    menggerayang ke kantongnya, kebetulan kantongnya robek.. terus Itsreza ngomong sama copetnya..

    Itsreza: "Hayo loe mau nyopet apa?..." (dengan santai..)

    Copet: "Enggak bang..." (kaget badannya gemeteran..)

    Itsreza: "Hayo.. lebih bagus gue teriakin, atau mending loe terusin elus2 si kecil, sampai muntah..." (ngarep.com)

    Copet: (sial hari ini....)
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  2. 14-09-2013, 12:32 PM #2
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    pantesan tiba-tiba baret, ternyata dielus tangan copet
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  3. 14-09-2013, 12:41 PM #3
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    elus2nya sambil marah, udah di cuci lom..
    kuku copet gak pernah di potong loh.. kuman semua tuh
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    Gemana elus2nya? Emang bisa gitu dielus2 ama sesama cowok bisa sampe muntah? Emang bisa gitu cowok ngelus2 barang cow lain?

    G masuk diakal ah om...
    Percayai apa yang ingin kau percayai
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    memang aya ga tau ya om ancuur suka main mancur dengan waria yang masih bau kencur?
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    Quote Originally Posted by itsreza View Post
    memang aya ga tau ya om ancuur suka main mancur dengan waria yang masih bau kencur?
    Enggak... Emang iya?
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    Quote Originally Posted by aya_muaya View Post
    Enggak... Emang iya?
    #kasihtaugakyaaa....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ancuur View Post
    #kasihtaugakyaaa....
    Kasih tahu dunk...
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    Quote Originally Posted by aya_muaya View Post
    Kasih tahu dunk...
    liat di bawahmu..
    choodee dah kasih tau
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    ceritanya kan itsreza maho minta dielus ma copet
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    Nama copetnya siapa ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by panda View Post
    Nama copetnya siapa ?

    #kasihtaugakyaaa.... ?
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    Pengen dicopet sama mbak Michiko..

    Spoiler for copet:




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    [MENTION=53]Fere[/MENTION] bikin mengenang masa lalu aja
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    reza mengakui kalo "anu" nya kecil...
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    Quote Originally Posted by choodee View Post
    reza mengakui kalo "anu" nya kecil...
    Ea... Choodee perhatian ama anunya reza ikh...

    Ehem ehem....
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    Quote Originally Posted by choodee View Post
    reza mengakui kalo "anu" nya kecil...
    maka itu diperbesar *belain bapak menteri*
    ...bersama kesusahan ada kemudahan...

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    Maklum kebiasaan ama papa fere yg perhatian banget sama burung2 orang
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    Quote Originally Posted by choodee View Post
    Maklum kebiasaan ama papa fere yg perhatian banget sama burung2 orang
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    Quote Originally Posted by aya_muaya View Post
    Nikung mah enak lagi pakdhe...
    bahaya.. malah pengumuman

    Quote Originally Posted by cherryerichan View Post
    dalemnya ada infeksi botfly. jadi kalo dielus ampe munta artinya botflynya dah keluar.
    kebanyakan nonton video botfly nih

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    ternyata berkelamin ganda campuran
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