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  1. 23-08-2013, 08:44 PM #1
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    Beda nikah dan kawin

    BEDA NIKAH DAN KAWIN

    Nikah ngundang banyak orang.
    Kawin hanya ingin berduaan

    Nikah berarti menyatukan orang yg beda.
    Kawin berarti menyatukan kelamin yg beda

    Nikah berarti menyebarkan undangan.
    Kawin menyebarkan "benih"

    Nikah pake baju bagus, didandanin.
    Kawin ga usah pake baju, saling nelanjangin

    Nikah butuh Surat.
    Kawin butuh Urat

    Nikah pake resepsi.
    kawin pake kontrasepsi

    Nikah: Saling memahami dan menghormati.
    Kawin: Saling menikmati dan memuaskan birahi

    Nikah bikin terharu dan termehek-mehek.
    Kawin bikin terangsang dan merem melek

    Mandi dan keramas plus dandan sebelom nikah.
    Mandi dan keramasnya habis beres kawin

    Nikah berdasarkan niat saling menyayangi.
    Kawin berdasarkan niat saling menggerayangi

    Nikah kalo ingin puas hubungin wedding organizer.
    Kawin kalo ingin puas hubungin On Clinic

    Pernikahan itu anugerah.
    Perkawinan bikin Anu gerah.

    Nikah banyak yg lihat, Bangga.
    Kawin banyak yg ngintip, Malu.

    Nikah itu lampunya terang benderang
    Kawin itu gelap gulita

    Nikah butuh Resepsi.
    Kawin cuman butuh ereksi

    Nikah butuh ketegasan suami.
    Kawin butuh ketegangan suami

    Nikahan pake Roti Buaya.
    Kawin pake tangkur Buaya........hihihihi................


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  2. 23-08-2013, 08:48 PM #2
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    pengalaman pribadi

    kawin ama lily

    nikah ama lily
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  3. 23-08-2013, 10:18 PM #3
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    Izin Copas di Facebook ya,Bro Nudel.
    Jual CD Soundtrack Anime dan Tokusatsu.Bagi yang berminat,bisa hubungi gue di :

    085703046062 (Only for SMS) , (022) 7306150 (Only for Calling)

    Gue tunggu ya.Bye.
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  4. 23-08-2013, 10:41 PM #4
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    waduh...nudel udah ngebet pengen kawin nih....


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  5. 23-08-2013, 11:07 PM #5
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    Gue juga pengen kawin,ama Cewek yang jadi Avatar nya [MENTION=195]Kingform[/MENTION].
    Jual CD Soundtrack Anime dan Tokusatsu.Bagi yang berminat,bisa hubungi gue di :

    085703046062 (Only for SMS) , (022) 7306150 (Only for Calling)

    Gue tunggu ya.Bye.
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  6. 23-08-2013, 11:48 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    pengalaman pribadi

    kawin ama lily

    nikah ama lily
    Kan semua harus seimbang sayang

    Kamu merasakan Surga dunia :: , juga harus merasakan neraka dunia dong
    - I'm such a very lucky woman and have a very lucky life -
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  7. 24-08-2013, 12:24 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    pengalaman pribadi

    kawin ama lily

    nikah ama lily
    Quote Originally Posted by lily View Post
    Kan semua harus seimbang sayang

    Kamu merasakan Surga dunia :: , juga harus merasakan neraka dunia dong
    dua2 ngebet nih.. ini yg mana?

    Nikah apa Kawin
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  8. 24-08-2013, 07:17 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matsugawa Dana View Post
    Izin Copas di Facebook ya,Bro Nudel.
    Yup silahkan

    Quote Originally Posted by Kingform View Post
    waduh...nudel udah ngebet pengen kawin nih....
    Sebenernya ini terinspirasi dari kisah nyata engkong Sur dan Lily

    Quote Originally Posted by Matsugawa Dana View Post
    Gue juga pengen kawin,ama Cewek yang jadi Avatar nya [MENTION=195]Kingform[/MENTION].
    Keinginan yang tulus dari dasar hati nih kayaknya
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  9. 24-08-2013, 08:24 AM #9
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    Del, kawin ga musti pake kontrasepsi dan ga mesti sama pasangan tetap
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  10. 25-08-2013, 04:48 PM #10
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    gak ngerti bedanya..

    coba del youli templokin gambar sama pidionya dimari
    biar gampang ngebedainnya..
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  11. 25-08-2013, 06:18 PM #11
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  12. 25-08-2013, 10:25 PM #12
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    Nudel pengalamannya banyak yach
    You were born with the ability to change someone's life - don't ever waste it.
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  13. 26-08-2013, 05:12 AM #13
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    ini pasti ceritanya TS nih . .

    lah emang beda . .
    dasar awalnya aj udah beda . .

    issh
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  14. 26-08-2013, 10:40 AM #14
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    Del, kawin ga musti menyatukan kelamin yang berbeda
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  15. 26-08-2013, 10:52 AM #15
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  16. 26-08-2013, 11:09 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    Del, kawin ga musti menyatukan kelamin yang berbeda
    maksudnya gimana nih om [MENTION=57]GiKu[/MENTION] ? *mikirkeras ::
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  17. 26-08-2013, 11:21 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    Del, kawin ga musti menyatukan kelamin yang berbeda
    Jadi apa tuh? Menyatukan species yg berbeda ?
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  18. 26-08-2013, 11:55 AM #18
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    pake dibahas segala
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  19. 26-08-2013, 12:27 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    Del, kawin ga musti menyatukan kelamin yang berbeda
    Quote Originally Posted by Neptunus View Post
    maksudnya gimana nih om [MENTION=57]GiKu[/MENTION] ? *mikirkeras ::

    Quote Originally Posted by AsLan View Post
    Jadi apa tuh? Menyatukan species yg berbeda ?
    iya om, gw juga kaga ngarti
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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