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  1. 05-08-2013, 10:29 PM #1
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    KOng sur dan teh botol sosro

    Lily pergi kepasar ingin membeli celana dalam untuk suaminya.
    Pedagang : “Mari bu, dipilih dipilih, Ada merk HINGS (Hebat, Ideal, Namun Gemar Selingkuh…)
    Lily : (hanya tersenyum manis menanggapi perkataan si Pedagang).
    Pedagang : “Ada juga nih merk SWAN ( Suka WAnita Nakal…”)
    Lily : (makin tersipu malu menanggapi perkataan si Pedagang).
    Pedagang : “Ada lagi merk GT-MAN ; (Goyangannya Tentu MANtap!!!”)
    Lantaran gak tahan, akhirnya Lily pun menyahut:
    “Buat saya…. apapun celana dalamnya…. yang penting isinya sebesar TEH BOTOL SOSRO
    Pedagang :
    Aneka Pakaian Anak
    Telon Cream Bebe Roosie
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  2. 05-08-2013, 10:31 PM #2
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    Wakakaakak.....
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    di trit sebelah malah sebesar kentongan..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    di trit sebelah malah sebesar kentongan..


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    baca thread ini, langsung ngebayangin penjualny om ancuur
    ...bersama kesusahan ada kemudahan...

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  7. 05-08-2013, 11:55 PM #7
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    baca thread ini, langsung ngebayangin pembeliny bu cha_n
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  8. 05-08-2013, 11:57 PM #8
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    baca thread ini, langsung ngebayangin punya nya Opera sebesar TEH BOTOL SOSRO
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  9. 06-08-2013, 02:43 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by cha_n View Post
    baca thread ini, langsung ngebayangin penjualny om ancuur
    [MENTION=7]cha_n[/MENTION] aku pemodalnya doang
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  10. 06-08-2013, 04:31 AM #10
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    Mak erot dunk?
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    Sebesar ujung teh botol sosro atau pantat teh botol sosro?
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    Baca thread ini jadi ga pengen minum teh botol sosro.
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    judul sama isi cerita ga cocok

    jelas2 si Lily lebih mementingkaN "isi" bukan orang
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    judul sama isi cerita ga cocok

    jelas2 si Lily lebih mementingkaN "isi" bukan orang
    paling isinja terong...
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  17. 06-08-2013, 01:39 PM #17
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    Bukan, teh kok....
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    Halagh terong apaan? Timun tauk
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    Bukan timun, teh tauk!

    ---------- Post Merged at 04:15 PM ----------

    Botolnya aja sosro...
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  20. 06-08-2013, 06:16 PM #20
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    keluarnya warna coklat kaya teh ...hueeeek
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