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  1. 23-07-2013, 05:36 PM #1
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    opera matanya jelalatan ...

    setelah selesai opera sampai dikasir,
    dan di layanin oleh kasir training berbaju putih tipis
    sehingga tampaklah sesuatu berwarna item

    opera: "Kok pake item mba?"
    Kasir diem aja, sambil pasang muka judes
    opera: (sambil sodorin uang 50rb) "Biasanya putih lho"
    Kasir: (emosi tingkat dewa) "eh dasar mesum, kurang ajar ya... mata dijaga, jgn jelalatan"
    opera panik, hampir aja kena tampar tapi dicegah oleh temannya kasir
    opera: "Mba kenapa sih... ini kok pake kresek item, kalau emang yang putih habis, item juga gpp"
    Temen Kasir : "Maaf pak.. ini salah paham, sekali lagi maaf"
    opera pun buru buru pulang, untung disitu sepi klo rame bisa malu
    Kasir: "Kamu kenapa belain dia!!!???"
    Temen Kasir: "Emang dia salah apa?"
    Kasir: "Dia tuh ngintipin aku!!!
    Temen Kasir: "Ah yang bener, kok bisa gitu?"
    Kasir: "Pasti dia ngintip, buktinya dia tau klo aku gak pake bh, tapi pake kresek item.. "
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  2. 23-07-2013, 05:38 PM #2
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    ini kan udah pernah
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  3. 23-07-2013, 05:39 PM #3
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    pak dokter perlu disuntik ini..
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  4. 23-07-2013, 05:41 PM #4
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    kan mengenang masa lalu
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  5. 23-07-2013, 05:44 PM #5
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    jaman dulu pak dokter pake kresek ya..?
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  6. 23-07-2013, 05:46 PM #6
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    ^^ ga, kalau jaman dulu pak dokter dibungkus pakai daun pisang...
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  7. 23-07-2013, 05:47 PM #7
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    ya ampun, kresek
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  8. 23-07-2013, 05:57 PM #8
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    Wakakakakak... Gemana caranya tuh pakai kresek item? Ajarin dunk dok....
    Percayai apa yang ingin kau percayai
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  9. 23-07-2013, 06:02 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by aya_muaya View Post
    Wakakakakak... Gemana caranya tuh pakai kresek item? Ajarin dunk dok....
    kumpulin aja tas kreseknya yg banyak... baru di obras plus di jahit
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  10. 23-07-2013, 06:33 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by aya_muaya View Post
    Wakakakakak... Gemana caranya tuh pakai kresek item? Ajarin dunk dok....
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  11. 23-07-2013, 06:36 PM #11
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    itu kresek ijo
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  12. 23-07-2013, 06:38 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by ul.malik View Post
    ini youli pas umur berapa ul..?
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  13. 23-07-2013, 06:39 PM #13
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    yg item abis om giku
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    diphoto hari minggu kmaren, waktu ciliwung meluap
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    ini youli pas umur berapa ul..?
    ini waktu kita sama" berenang di kali belakang RSJ um, masa lupa sih.
    um fere kn waktu itu pakenya kresek bening.
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    masak sih gw kok gak inget ya..?
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    Wakakkakakaak....
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  19. 23-07-2013, 11:40 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by ul.malik View Post
    klo pake warna item pasti kliatan sexy banget tuh
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    ternyata om ancur seleranya.....
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