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    Lily isi bensin

    di sebuah spbu
    lily: bang bensin naek ya?
    nudel (petugas spbu) : iya neng, mau isi premium apa petramax?
    lily: premium bang
    nudel: berapa liter neng?
    lily : seliter berapa bang?
    nudel : 6500 neng.
    lily : Haduh bang dompet ketinggalan
    nudel : *melongo*
    lily : kalo setetes aja berapa bang?
    nudel : setetes saya kasih gratis aja dah neng *mulai emosi*
    lily : ya udah bang ditetesin aja sampe full ya
    nudel *kejang2*

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    [MENTION=854]lily[/MENTION] memang pinter.. tukang bensin aja kalah

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    gak cuma di spbu, di agen beras ama minyak goreng juga sama

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    harap maklum ya , daripada pake BBM campuran gitu lo.

    lagian semua harga naik , jadi harus pake otak kalo belanja , jangan pake uang
    - I'm such a very lucky woman and have a very lucky life -

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    Fere Beli Burung ....

    mantab banget duewwwwkkk

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    wooh.. bu chan lucuuw..

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    lily pinter banget
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    Sini bu..matanya saya tetesin

    *adegan 010 nudel narik selang bensin ...terus ngedeketin lily. Lily lari....
    Nudel terus ngejer
    Selangnya ketarik sampe putus
    Lily keluarin korek api.

    Duaarrr

    Ada telor setengah mateng
    Sluurrppph.
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    dokter RSJ - KM ancuur's Avatar
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    ale ngomong apaan sih

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    obatnya ale belom diminum dok.....


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    dokter RSJ - KM ancuur's Avatar
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    kong.. pegangin ale ya, biar gue minumin baygon

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    ale udah gw cari kemana2 kok ga ketemu......


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    dokter RSJ - KM ancuur's Avatar
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    ale ngumpet di keranjang telornya kong sur

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    Ommmm ancuuur, si ale lagi ngumpet disitu tuhhhhh

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