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Thread: Telepon Dari Seorang Wanita

  1. 12-05-2013, 03:32 PM #1
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    Telepon Dari Seorang Wanita

    Wanita : Hallo, bisa bicara dengan engkong Sur(kong)?
    Kong : Iya saya sendiri, Ada apa ya?

    Wanita : Kalau begitu saya ingin bertemu n bicara serius 4 mata dgn engkong!
    Kong : Apakah anda mengenal saya?

    Wanita : Tentu saja...!
    Engkong adalah ayah Dari salah satu anak2 saya...
    Kong : Astaga... Apakah kamu Ayu?
    Wanita : Bukan kong...
    Kong : Nudel?
    Wanita : Bukan
    Kong : Opera?
    Wanita : Bukan
    Kong : Reza?
    Wanita : Bukannn...
    Kong : Giku?
    Wanita : Bukkaann..
    Kong : (mulai hilang akal) anncurr?
    Wanita : Bukannnnn.....
    Kong : Masa Ronggo sih....?
    Wanita : Bukan....
    Kong : Nyerah saya......
    Wanita (bingung) : Bukan pak.... Saya wali kelas anak engkong!!!!
    Kong :
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  2. 12-05-2013, 04:16 PM #2
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    bnyk juga korban2 nya engkong ya..bener2 digjaya euy
    Jangan kamu bilang dirimu kaya, bila tetanggamu memakan bangkai kucingnya.
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  3. 12-05-2013, 04:37 PM #3
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    Semuanya korban kong sur saya kenal kecuali si ayu siapa kah gerangan ayu??
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  4. 12-05-2013, 07:46 PM #4
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    ngkong, si ayu itu yg mana ngkong?
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  5. 12-05-2013, 10:09 PM #5
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    Ayu = RAP
    Raden Ayu Partini..
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  6. 12-05-2013, 10:15 PM #6
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    Maaf ya fere lupa ngak disebut namanya
    next ya.... Tapi skrg jgn ngambek dong

    Btw a dari RAP itu .... Ajeng kok bukan Ayu....
    Jadi masih terbuka kesempatan buat nebak...
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  7. 12-05-2013, 10:19 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by RAP View Post
    Maaf ya fere lupa ngak disebut namanya
    next ya.... Tapi skrg jgn ngambek dong
    wooh.. tadinya udah mau tak lemparin ampas..
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  8. 13-05-2013, 10:36 AM #8
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    jadi si ayu ini masih misteri
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  9. 13-05-2013, 12:10 PM #9
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    Besar kemungkinan Ayu ini adalah pemilik mobil tinja

    yang jadi pertanyaan, Siapakah sopir dan keneknya..?
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  10. 13-05-2013, 12:39 PM #10
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    ngeri banget dah kong sur...


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  11. 13-05-2013, 12:48 PM #11
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    ayu kan lagi kena kasus tuh... engkong gak nolongin?
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  12. 13-05-2013, 01:32 PM #12
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    Duh kong sur mana ya...
    Aku juga penasaran nih "Ayu" itu siapa...
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  13. 13-05-2013, 01:34 PM #13
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    bunda rap pasien baru?
    kok baru keliatan disini?
    udah disuntik lum nih?
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  14. 13-05-2013, 01:39 PM #14
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    Ope...
    Ngak ada yg berani ketemu aku
    Jadi gimana mau nyuntik...
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  15. 13-05-2013, 01:42 PM #15
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    ayuk...
    mau pake yang atas pa bawah?

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  16. 13-05-2013, 01:47 PM #16
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    Ope apa ngak sebaiknya konsul ke dr RSJ dulu???
    Kalo salah kan gawat...
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  17. 13-05-2013, 01:53 PM #17
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    tenang aja
    selama dr ancuur masi terjebak di toilet
    saya mewakili dalam hal suntik menyuntik
    contoh aja urju, fere, kupo dan giku
    setelah rutin saya suntik sekarang mereka sudah lebih baik
    dan berada pada bangsal penanganan khusus dan pengawasan ketat
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  18. 13-05-2013, 03:14 PM #18
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    iya hoax nih, siapakah ayu

    Uda ope, gw yg suntik aja
    sambil giring RAP ke kandang ayam
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  19. 13-05-2013, 03:30 PM #19
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    kong pingin minta telor lagi
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  20. 13-05-2013, 05:25 PM #20
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