Embarasing Letter from Nanyang Technological University

This pic was post by my friend. Since he wasn't a student there, it probably came from other people (or perhaps it was a hoax).

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...62936663_n.jpg

Spoiler for For you who can't see the images:

RE: ************ in showers
We have recently found several blockages in shows in university owned accommodation, most commonly caused by human hair.

However, over last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen. This is intolerable and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists.

May we advise students who wish to ********** to do so in the comfort of their own room, rather than in the showers.

Thank you for taking time to read this document.

:mrgreen:

coooollll...

semen itu apa kaka? ;D

^
that question is basa basi right? ::hihi::

hmmm..this is sticky problem..

Question :tanya:

how can ? the semen of M******* cause blockages ?
the semen + water = liquid ?

or maybe too many man who do M****** in the same time ::hihi::

pernah baca juga surat serupa tak sama yang dirilis salah satu universitas di US,
ga pake ancaman trace DNA tapi menyebutkan maintenance cost untuk blockages removal tinggi ;D

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Originally Posted by Kaine

hmmm..this is sticky problem..

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yeah....sticky and stinky

@bradon
that's because a very high quality of semen

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Originally Posted by bradon heat

Question :tanya:

how can ? the semen of M******* cause blockages ?
the semen + water = liquid ?

or maybe too many man who do M****** in the same time ::hihi::

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iya nih, saya juga heran. bukannya liquid ya? ::elaugh::
itu semen apa semen? barangkali semen kaya semen lantai itu ya :cengir: kalo itu sih pasti keblok

barangkali karena disana ngga biasa cebok pake
air, jadi dilap pake tisu saja, sehingga molaritas
semennya tidak berkurang :)

^
itu lagi pake shower mas, dengan kata lain mengalir deras ;D

Dude..
English Forum.
Speak English here, please!. Huehuehue..

Wow.
I didn't expect to get quite a lot of response from you on one day.

I agree with Bradon, can't imagine how much semen in NTU so it blocked the water. Semen should be soluble, isn't it?

may be all creature that live in nanyang who had ability to make a semen do the same thing in the same time?

Don't tell me that they are so discipline so they even have schedule to do 'that'. ;D

@Yuki : and in the same room?Eurgh..

I never been in NTU but usually a shower room in dormitory have more than one shower in one room, right? Separated by small chamber.

It is make sense for student to have their allocated shower-time in the same time. However, I can't imagine all of them have the same idea to do 'that' while they aware their friend was in the next chamber. :D

@kandalf
@kaine

this is more make sense if their girlfriend is joining too

^No, it doesnt..

if their girlfriends were there, why did they spill it on the floor? ::managuetahu::

if the girls joining, the cement will not blocked the pipe ;D

because it has 2 rounds

first round mission is blocked the pipe then the second round mission is blocked the hole

agree
if the girl join , i think there's no reason about the blockage ::hihi::

cause the party make thirsty ;D

i have read this before. But it still makes me laugh so hard ::hihi::

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Originally Posted by itsreza

if the girls joining, the cement will not blocked the pipe ;D

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but the rubber will :lololol:
assuming they are using condoms :cengir:

coba di cari gambarnya lewat paman gugel, nanti ketauan itu hoax apa bukan
mungkin cuma sekedar humor versi sonoh

im pretty sure it's a hoax :cengir:

Udah nahan setaon lebih kali... ;D

^
pertama kalinya muncul di thread beginian ya..... ;D

iseng mode - itu si Bad yang gamabunta ?

back to english...

AFAIK semen is always in their liquid form, maybe the campus officials found some fresh semen on the hair that blocked the sewage system
but then again...... i dun think masturbation is a crime ;D;D

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Originally Posted by tsu

but then again...... i dun think masturbation is a crime ;D;D

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No... it is healthy and recommended in some area to prevent AIDS.

So the letter is still there? Let see my archive...

2006, Durham University
2009, Stony Brook University
Now Nanyang University... with approximately the same wordings...

More reason for girls in those university not to engage in sexual activity with the male students. They cause severe blockage... ;D

emang si bad itu gamabunta? Kalo bener hebat bisa 2 kepribadian gitu

back

for the solution, do it in your bedroom for now, use amplas eh tissue

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Originally Posted by Alip

So the letter is still there? Let see my archive...

2006, Durham University
2009, Stony Brook University
Now Nanyang University... with approximately the same wordings...

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Holy ****, Batman!

Btw, it seemed the NTU one is hoax.
They said, the phone number was wrong.
http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/st...this_hoax.html

However,
as grandpa Alip said, the Durham published similar notice. Can't say whether it is also a hoax though.

http://www.askstudent.com/***/univer...-masturbation/

note, the three censored letter from the last URL is s-e-x

hoax? Of course.

who's gonna think letter like this is real? ;D