lha.. awakmu kan klonengane etca tho yu..;D
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lha.. awakmu kan klonengane etca tho yu..;D
::grrr:: kan ra sopan le jawab nganggo sek iqi .... ndak konanganQuote:
Originally Posted by Fere
::hihi::
iki etca versi lanangan, nyai sumpe = etca versi wedokan :lololol:
lha yen si kokom versi mahok yo..? ;D
::ngakak2:: ngakak tenan nek iqi
aseeemmm kecuuutttttttt ::ngakak2::::ngakak2::Quote:
Originally Posted by Fere
lha si xyz ae percoyo yen etca mahok.. ;D
Mahok opo seh?
Mahok = Mahasiswi Oke..;D
Isuk iku romlah mlaku mlaku nang pasar manuk
tekan panggone,romlah weruh beo ajaib sing di adol regane mung 25ewu
"pak...peksine(manuk) kok murah...?"
"inggih bu...amargo peksi'nipun nate nyambut damel jogo ing sarkem"
akhire romlah tuku beo mau lan di gowo mulih
tekan omah,beo mau langsung ngoceh
"sarkem anyar...mucikari anyar..."
romlah kaget nanging iso maklumi,mungkin soyo suwi beo-ne iso di latih ngoceh sworo liyane
ora suwi paijem anake mulih sekolah,beo mau ngoceh maneh
"jablay anyar...l*nte anyar..."
paijem kaget,nanging iso maklumi sakwise di wenehi ngerti romlah
sorene, sardot bojone romlah mulih kerjo
tekan omah, beo mau ngoceh maneh
"hai om...ketemu maneh..."
sardot : ::doh::
Sardot sing nembe nompo THR, wektu iku mlancong ing jakarta
tekan jakarta,sardot nginep ing hotel bintang 5
nang jero hotel, sakwise di wenehi kunci kamar,sardot di terno petugas roomboy nuju ing kamar
sakwise lawang di tutup,sardot justru muring muring marang roomboy
"eh mas...ojo mentang mentang aku wong ndeso,ojo di kiro aku ora kuat mbayar sewo kamar hotel
mewah iki...iki ora kamar sing tak pesen...kamare cilik,ora enek tipi'ne,ora enek kamar mandi'ne sisan!!!"
karo mesem, roomboy mau mangsuli
"mas mas...niki nembe ing lift...dereng tekan kamar"
...sardot kamseupay...
numpang dolan om fere ::hohoho:: sepi jeee
lagi males crito yu..
awakmu ae curhat no kene, ben rame..;D
aq meh takok2 neng KBBne LH nganggo ID sek iqi kok wedi yo ::hihi:: kan klonengan d larang .... padahal sek klonengan sek gawe trit
yu.. ID mu sek iki kurang komersil, mending nganggo sek sijine ae..::oops::
waaa padahal ID paporid je om ::doh::
ngomong2 cah wedok nang avatarmu kuwi asline lagi nyawang opo tho yu..?
delok manten sek arep metu seko tarub ... kan lg tugas jogo buku tamu ::hihi::
kuwi photomu yo yu..?
ho oh, sing asli gur gulune thok, gelungane palsu kuwi ;D
gulune seksi ya cak.. ::cabul::::cabul::
Bolote akeh yoh om.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fere
wakakak.. urju ki jan gemblung tenan..::ngakak2::::ngakak2::Quote:
Originally Posted by Urzu 7
asli kuiii ::doh:: d rewangi 2 tahun g potong je ... sek seneng paes'e ngirit konde le muni ::hihi::Quote:
Originally Posted by etca
asemikkkkkkk ::arg!:: mung sitik yooooQuote:
Originally Posted by Urzu 7
Nang sekolah SD JOWO MAJU,nembe di adak'no pelajaran boso inggris
guru takon karo murid murid'e
Guru: "well...now tell about your favourite food sodron.."
(oke...saiki cobak sebutno tentang panganan senengan mu sodron)
sodron: "beautiful grand daughter Mr..."
Guru: "what is it..?"
(opo artine?)
Sodron: "PUTHU AYU Pak..."
Guru: "Oh...okay...and you dot..?"
(oh...oke...lan kowe dot?)
Sardot: "school and don't know Mr..."
Guru: "haaah...your favourite food is school and you don't know dot..?"
(haaah...panganan senengan mu sekolah lan ora ngerti dot?)
Sardot: "SKUL(SEGO) LAN JANGAN TAHU Pak..."
Guru: "hahaa...there are there are only...!!!"
Sodron+Sardot: "what's that mean, Mr...?"
(artinipun nopo pak...?)
Guru: "ADA ADA SAJA...!!!"
::doh::
om nek sikil tugel di tulis inggris'e piye? ::hihi::
nopo dagelane dadi katon wong jowo iku bodo2 yo? ::grrr::
Sing ndi sek? Kiri po kanan?Quote:
Originally Posted by red>,<hair
bukan'ne malah jenius Ca ;D bule we d jak omong koyo duwur ra bakal mudeng ::hihi::Quote:
Originally Posted by etca
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bukan'ne malah jenius Ca ;D bule we d jak omong koyo duwur ra bakal mudeng ::hihi::Quote:
Originally Posted by etca
nek sikile tugel ditambakno nang dokter ae..Quote:
Originally Posted by red>,<hair
kuwi kreatip cak, ora bodho..Quote:
Originally Posted by etca
nek sing kiwo piye kang..?Quote:
Originally Posted by Urzu 7
Sardot sing pancene dhisik dadi mantan copet, sore iku jemput Romlah sing mari nglahir'no ing Rumah Bersalin
amargo gugup lan ora biasa ketemu wong wong,sardot asal jupuk bayi banjur ngajak romlah mulih tekan omah,
romlah kaget mergo weruh jebul bayi'ne mau kliru karo bayi'ne wong liyo
mergo bingung lan panik,romlah takon karo sardot
"pak'ne...iki ora bayi'ne dewe...pean mau kliru jupuk'e..."
"kliru pie bu'ne...?"
"bayi'ne dewe,tangan siseh tengen enek tembong'e...lha yen iki kok ora enek...pean pancen gobl*k pak'ne,
jupuk bayi ora ngematno dhisik!!!"
"bu...pean kwi sing gobl*k...bayi iki tangan siseh tengene pancen ora enek tembong'e,tapi ora ora'ne tangan
siseh kiwo'ne iseh enek gelang'e 10gram..."
::doh::
Ora popo mek takon ;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Fere
ora d jawab soal'e ::nangis::
broken leg..? :-??Quote:
Originally Posted by red>,<hair
nenk sing tengen..?Quote:
Originally Posted by Urzu 7
*jawabane mesti: "Podho..!!"
sikil tugel qi wes boso inggris om artine seorang wanita membunuh 2 gadis ::hohoho::
wooh.. makane aku rodo bingung..::ngakak2::Quote:
Originally Posted by red>,<hair
whahahahahahaha...... gojek kere iki :))
hush! istilah'e ik... gojek kere :lololol:
ho oh, sing posting nang tred ini kere kabeh.. ::ngakak2::
malah ono lagune..
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