View Full Version : Embarasing Letter from Nanyang Technological University
kandalf
09-10-2011, 11:47 AM
This pic was post by my friend. Since he wasn't a student there, it probably came from other people (or perhaps it was a hoax).
http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/312723_2073160709940_1272580996_3639496_62936663_n .jpg
RE: ************ in showers
We have recently found several blockages in shows in university owned accommodation, most commonly caused by human hair.
However, over last term we found many of these blockages to be caused by large quantities of what we have now determined to be semen. This is intolerable and we shall be tracing the culprits by means of DNA matching if the problem persists.
May we advise students who wish to ********** to do so in the comfort of their own room, rather than in the showers.
Thank you for taking time to read this document.
gembel
09-10-2011, 03:39 PM
:mrgreen:
coooollll...
kimochi
09-10-2011, 06:13 PM
semen itu apa kaka? ;D
^
that question is basa basi right? ::hihi::
Kaine
09-10-2011, 06:32 PM
hmmm..this is sticky problem..
bradon heat
09-10-2011, 08:05 PM
Question :tanya:
how can ? the semen of M******* cause blockages ?
the semen + water = liquid ?
or maybe too many man who do M****** in the same time ::hihi::
itsreza
09-10-2011, 08:59 PM
pernah baca juga surat serupa tak sama yang dirilis salah satu universitas di US,
ga pake ancaman trace DNA tapi menyebutkan maintenance cost untuk blockages removal tinggi ;D
hmmm..this is sticky problem..
yeah....sticky and stinky
@bradon
that's because a very high quality of semen
ndugu
09-10-2011, 09:43 PM
Question :tanya:
how can ? the semen of M******* cause blockages ?
the semen + water = liquid ?
or maybe too many man who do M****** in the same time ::hihi::
iya nih, saya juga heran. bukannya liquid ya? ::elaugh::
itu semen apa semen? barangkali semen kaya semen lantai itu ya :cengir: kalo itu sih pasti keblok
Ronggolawe
09-10-2011, 09:51 PM
barangkali karena disana ngga biasa cebok pake
air, jadi dilap pake tisu saja, sehingga molaritas
semennya tidak berkurang :)
^
itu lagi pake shower mas, dengan kata lain mengalir deras ;D
kandalf
09-10-2011, 10:43 PM
Dude..
English Forum.
Speak English here, please!. Huehuehue..
Wow.
I didn't expect to get quite a lot of response from you on one day.
I agree with Bradon, can't imagine how much semen in NTU so it blocked the water. Semen should be soluble, isn't it?
may be all creature that live in nanyang who had ability to make a semen do the same thing in the same time?
kandalf
09-10-2011, 11:07 PM
Don't tell me that they are so discipline so they even have schedule to do 'that'. ;D
Kaine
09-10-2011, 11:08 PM
@Yuki : and in the same room?Eurgh..
kandalf
09-10-2011, 11:17 PM
I never been in NTU but usually a shower room in dormitory have more than one shower in one room, right? Separated by small chamber.
It is make sense for student to have their allocated shower-time in the same time. However, I can't imagine all of them have the same idea to do 'that' while they aware their friend was in the next chamber. :D
@kandalf
@kaine
this is more make sense if their girlfriend is joining too
Kaine
09-10-2011, 11:43 PM
^No, it doesnt..
if their girlfriends were there, why did they spill it on the floor? ::managuetahu::
itsreza
09-10-2011, 11:45 PM
if the girls joining, the cement will not blocked the pipe ;D
because it has 2 rounds
first round mission is blocked the pipe then the second round mission is blocked the hole
bradon heat
10-10-2011, 08:34 AM
agree
if the girl join , i think there's no reason about the blockage ::hihi::
cause the party make thirsty ;D
E = mc˛
10-10-2011, 10:15 AM
i have read this before. But it still makes me laugh so hard ::hihi::
ndugu
10-10-2011, 10:27 AM
if the girls joining, the cement will not blocked the pipe ;D
but the rubber will :lololol:
assuming they are using condoms :cengir:
coba di cari gambarnya lewat paman gugel, nanti ketauan itu hoax apa bukan
mungkin cuma sekedar humor versi sonoh
ndugu
10-10-2011, 10:54 AM
im pretty sure it's a hoax :cengir:
Bad-13
10-10-2011, 05:09 PM
Udah nahan setaon lebih kali... ;D
^
pertama kalinya muncul di thread beginian ya..... ;D
iseng mode - itu si Bad yang gamabunta ?
back to english...
AFAIK semen is always in their liquid form, maybe the campus officials found some fresh semen on the hair that blocked the sewage system
but then again...... i dun think masturbation is a crime ;D;D
but then again...... i dun think masturbation is a crime ;D;D
No... it is healthy and recommended in some area to prevent AIDS.
So the letter is still there? Let see my archive...
2006, Durham University
2009, Stony Brook University
Now Nanyang University... with approximately the same wordings...
More reason for girls in those university not to engage in sexual activity with the male students. They cause severe blockage... ;D
emang si bad itu gamabunta? Kalo bener hebat bisa 2 kepribadian gitu
back
for the solution, do it in your bedroom for now, use amplas eh tissue
kandalf
10-10-2011, 09:26 PM
So the letter is still there? Let see my archive...
2006, Durham University
2009, Stony Brook University
Now Nanyang University... with approximately the same wordings...
Holy ****, Batman!
Btw, it seemed the NTU one is hoax.
They said, the phone number was wrong.
http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sgseen/this_urban_jungle/778300/dont_fall_for_this_hoax.html
However,
as grandpa Alip said, the Durham published similar notice. Can't say whether it is also a hoax though.
http://www.askstudent.com/***/university-bans-student-masturbation/
note, the three censored letter from the last URL is s-e-x
hoax? Of course.
who's gonna think letter like this is real? ;D
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