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deddy
10-05-2011, 08:21 AM
Mat Pithi lunga nang Jerman numpak Singapore Airlines.
masio tikete larang tapi pelayanane SQ iku terbaik, pesawate anyar, panganane yo enak, trus pramugarine ayu2 & dukur2 (maksute rok'e sing dukur)
Teko Juanda sampek meh tekan Jerman gak tau sepi teko panganan. Mat Pithi wetenge sampek kuwarek'en (Gendeng pancen Mat Pithi Pesawat dianggep koyok warung ae)
Akibate yo wis Mat Pithi kebelet. Ndilalah toilet lanange onok uwonge. Mat Pithi bingung, raine mulai pucet mergo ngempet.
Pramugarine mesakno "Yo wis Cak, sampeyan nggaweo toilet cewek ae. Tapi ojok sampek mijet tombol2 sing onok ndik njero yo. Pokok'e nek wis mari ngising ndang siramen trus metuo".
Mat Pithi lgsg mlebu nang njero toilet cewek.
Lha nang kono dhe'e pancen ndelok akeh tombol2 sing onok tulisane: WW, WA, PP & ATR..
Dasare Mat Pithi tambah penasaran tombol2 iku digae opo ae. Mat Pithi mulai ati2 nyoba mijet tombol WW, langsung sroott. Metu banyu anget nyemprot silite. "Oh, tiba'e iki artine Warm Water digae cewok.
Mat Pithi tambah penasaran. Mat Pithi mijet tombol WA.
Whuusss.. langsung metu udara anget digae pengering.
"Mmm.. tiba'e WA iki artine Warm Air. Mangkane wong wedok cik betahe nang njero tiolet"
Terus Mat Pithi mijet tombol PP. Langsung metu bantalane wedak (Powder Puff) medak'i silite sing wis garing. Mat Pithi tambah nggumun, tapi yo ngguyu. "Hahahaha.. taek.. taek.. Lek nang Suroboyo umume sing diwedak'i iku lak rai ta. Kok nang kene silit barang diwedak'i.."
Mat Pithi akhire gak ragu maneh mijet tombol ATR.
Grobyaaakkk..!
Mat Pithi tibo jempalitan! Mat Pithi semaput! Pas sadar Mat Pithi wis nang rumah sakit. Dhe'e takon nang perawat sing jogo. "Ngene Cak.. Nurut hasil investigasi waktu iku sampeyan mijet tombol ATR, Artine kan Automatic Tampon Removal, fungsine digawe nyopot pembalut secara otomatis. Lek sing nggawe wong lanang akibate yo ngene iki, manuk sampeyan ketarik sampek mbrodol sak kabehe.....!!

kandalf
10-05-2011, 08:58 AM
Emang ada yah? ATR?

Moral dari cerita : Jangan iseng.. hihihihihi

GiKu
10-05-2011, 11:50 AM
Moral cerita : bahasa jerman masih sama dengan bahasa surabaya

Kingform
11-05-2011, 07:48 PM
wkwkwkwk....sampe semaput yo....:))

deddy
11-05-2011, 08:03 PM
Lha gimana gak semaput kalo bulunya ikut brodol....ekekekeke

tezar
13-05-2011, 07:44 PM
lucu tenan cak ded

eve
13-05-2011, 08:44 PM
ketoke nek sing iki gur apus2an cak...

deddy
14-05-2011, 09:44 AM
sing marai konyol yo ATR re iku... opo ono tenan yo.... "ngilirk eve ....... :D

gogon
16-05-2011, 11:21 AM
hahahaha..
anjrit, lucu tenan
hahahaha...
hahaha....

terjemahin donk, gw ga bisa boso jowo nihh

Urzu 7
16-05-2011, 12:55 PM
Mat pithi iku sopo ne mat damon cak?

beastmen85
16-05-2011, 05:11 PM
manuk'e mat pithi mbrodol :))

manuk'e dadi dowo, ga perlu nang mak erot :))

nurdin
26-08-2011, 10:56 AM
Kalau menurut saya, bagian yg ini jika dihapus akan lebih lucu :



, fungsine digawe nyopot pembalut secara otomatis. Lek sing nggawe wong lanang akibate yo ngene iki, manuk sampeyan ketarik sampek mbrodol sak kabehe.....!!