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  1. 16-03-2012, 05:56 PM #161
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    etcak ra kenal mbak admin kantore si Fere
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  2. 16-03-2012, 06:03 PM #162
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    etcak ra kenal mbak admin kantore si Fere
    ketok yen wedi, keder..
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  3. 16-03-2012, 06:19 PM #163
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    Mas tukang las no ngendi yo? | Meh ngopo? | Ngelasne mat*mu ben ora moto wedhoken!

    Dik kok rambutmu wangimen to?|maca cih?|he eh. bar krimbat?|ora, mas. Mung keramas nggo m*lto pewangi sekali bilas

    Dab, ono Honda murah! Mung 50 cc! | Piro? Honda opo? | Pokoke murah! Honda…sssmu


    TABRAKAN.

    Supir lanang nesu: Aku ngedim2, maksude njaluk dalan!

    Supir wedok: Aku nguripke wiper, kuwi maksude emoh! emoh!

    Supir lanang jengkel: Kowe kok pekok men to mbak.. mbak..
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  4. 17-03-2012, 01:39 PM #164
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    Ngelawak??
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  5. 17-03-2012, 01:45 PM #165
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    ora kang, kan judule ngoceh..

    dadi arep nulis opo wae terserah sampeyan hehe ...
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  6. 17-03-2012, 02:26 PM #166
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    dagelanne marai ngguyu..
    ono ra, dagelan sing marai ora ngguyu?
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  7. 17-03-2012, 02:36 PM #167
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    ono..

    coba sawangen gambar uwong nang njero bunderan sing ono nang siggy-mu kuwi..
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  8. 17-03-2012, 03:45 PM #168
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    dino iki kok do mbahas siggy ku to?

    koyone, giku sengojo
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  9. 17-03-2012, 04:08 PM #169
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    hahaha...

    gak popo kang malah apik kuwi, sopo ngerti ono produser gak sengojo nyawang siggy-mu
    trus kepikiran gawe sinetron judule Putri Yang Ditukar Akuarium,
    trus akuariummu mlebu tipi, kan lumayan kang..
    Last edited by Fere; 17-03-2012 at 04:48 PM. Reason: gak boleh mencela orang hehe...
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  10. 17-03-2012, 05:10 PM #170
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    Wani piro??? Jarene mona
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  11. 17-03-2012, 05:49 PM #171
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    walah cowok matre iki..

    duit kuwi nomer loro, sing penting mlebu tipi..
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  12. 17-03-2012, 05:58 PM #172
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    sedeng po awak semono mlebu tipi??
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  13. 17-03-2012, 06:14 PM #173
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    walah.. iki meneh..

    maksute dudu awak'e sing dilebokne nang tipi, tapi gambare wong kaosan kuwi thok ae sing dilebokne
    opo sak ora-orane ditemplekne nang ngarep tipi..
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  14. 17-03-2012, 06:27 PM #174
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    nek d templek'ke yo mepeti nek arep delok tipi
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    rapopo yu, sing penting iso ndelok awake nang tipi
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  16. 17-03-2012, 07:28 PM #176
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    Awale istilah POHONG

    Pas jaman jepang pertama mlebu Indonesia, tentara Jepang patroli mubeng jogja. Trus tentara jepang mau ndelok akeh wong ngobong kayu ambek mangan-mangan.

    Wong-wong ditakoni ambek tentara jepang:

    "Kalian sedang apa?"
    Jare wong jogja : "Kami sedang makan-makan tuan!"
    Trus jepange takon maneh: "Makan apa?"
    Wong jogja njawab: "Ketela pohon tuan!"

    Jepange nyahuti: "Ha, ketela pohong !"

    Marine kedadean iku, wong-wong ngarani ketela pohon iku POHONG.
    MUNGGAH TAKSI

    Muntiyadi mari mulih jogo kiro-kiro jam rolas bengi.
    Embong wis suepi, gak onok bemo sing lewat, ojek yo gak onok.
    Muntiyadi malih merinding disko opo maneh ketepakan saiki malem Jum'at kliwon.
    Mari ngenteni sui, akhire onok taksi liwat, waduh lumayan pikire.

    Mari mlebu taksi lungguh ndhik mburi, Muntiyadi terus ngandani supir taksine njaluk diterno mulih nang Wiyung.
    Mergo kekeselen, gak sui Muntiyadi langsung keturon pules.
    Pas enak-enak turu, Muntiyadi moro-moro keroso taksine kok tambah alon.
    Bareng didelok dhadhak supir taksine wis gak onok, tibake montore mlaku dhewe.
    Muntiyadi tambah gemeter pas ndhelok tibake taksine lagi ngeliwati kuburan.

    Mergo gak kuat nahan wedhi, Mutiyadi bengok-bengok ambek kepuyuh-puyuh "Tolong !!. . .tolong !!".

    Moro-moro seko jendelone taksi, onok endhase supir taksi njengongok.

    Muntiyadi tambah pucet gak karuan, tibake supir taksine ngomong ngene.
    "Hee dab . .ojok turu wae . .Ewangono nyurung, montore mogok iki lho. ."
    JOWO JEPANG

    Kisah ini terjadi didaerah Purwokerto dimana bahasa Jawa disana menggunakan bahasa Jawa dengan dialek tertentu... banyumasan...
    A : "Kamu bisa bahasa Jepang?"
    B : "Bisa dong"
    A : "Bagero artinya apa ... ??"
    B : "Bagi loro"
    A : "Kombangwa"
    B : "Kompal kampil barange dawa..."
    A : "Soredewa"
    B : "Ngisore gede dawa..."
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  17. 18-03-2012, 08:19 AM #177
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    ...Muntiyadi tambah pucet gak karuan, tibake supir taksine ngomong ngene.
    "Hee dab . .ojok turu wae . .Ewangono nyurung, montore mogok iki lho. ."
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  18. 18-03-2012, 05:13 PM #178
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    melu ngoceh ahhh

    Salesman

    Kapan kae ono salesmen vacum cleaner teko ndik omahku

    Ewangku durung sempet ngomong opo-opo moro-moro salesman iku mau langsung nyebarno tembelek wedhus ndek karpet.

    Jarene ngene " wes pokok'e buk, le sampek vacum cleanerku iki ora isok nyedot, tak jamin tak emplok'e sithok sithok tembelek wedhus iku"

    Jare ewangku "peno kepingin di dulit sambel tha le ngemploke?"

    " Lho opoko masalae?" salesman takok.

    "La peno gak ndelok ta saiki lampu mati ..."
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  19. 18-03-2012, 11:38 PM #179
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    logat Madura ya?
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  20. 19-03-2012, 10:02 AM #180
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    salesman'e jenenge ray surya..
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