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  1. 02-02-2013, 06:04 PM #1
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    - Kakek Ingin Sembuh -

    Pada suatu hari, kakek and nenek sedang melihat acara "dukun sang penyembuh" di TV.

    Sebelum acara itu berakhir, dukun itu meminta semua orang yang ingin sembuh untuk meletakkan tangan kanannya di layar TV, dan menaruh tangan kirinya di bagian dari tubuh mereka yang ingin di sembuhkan.

    Nenek pun segera bangkit dari kursinya, dan berjalan menuju TV, lalu meletakkan tangan kanannya di layar TV, dan meletakkannya tangan kirinya di pinggang dia; yg di mana sakit-nya itu telah di deritanya selama 2 tahun.

    Kakek pun tak mau ketinggalan, dia berjalan menuju TV, lalu meletakkan tangan kanannya di layar TV dan meletakkannya tangan kirinya di selangkangan-nya.

    Nenek yang melihat si kakek sambil berkata: "Tampaknya kau tidak mengerti acara dukun ini, tujuannya adalah untuk menyembuhkan yang sedang sakit, bukan untuk membangkitkan yang sudah mati..."
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  2. 02-02-2013, 06:54 PM #2
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    Nah ini baru lucu
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  3. 02-02-2013, 08:48 PM #3
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    kakek surjadi dan nenek nudle ya??
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  4. 03-02-2013, 06:35 AM #4
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    Koplak hajime_saitoh

    Kenapa gw yang jadi nenek
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  5. 03-02-2013, 01:39 PM #5
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    Om hajime... Makaci udah begitu mendalami humor ini
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  6. 03-02-2013, 02:44 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by hajime_saitoh View Post
    kakek surjadi dan nenek nudle ya??
    oh... ternjata....
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    Quote Originally Posted by hajime_saitoh View Post
    kakek surjadi dan nenek nudle ya??
    gw ga masalah jadi kakek, tapi jgn kakek "yg mati" kayak gini donk hajime

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    Koplak hajime_saitoh

    Kenapa gw yang jadi nenek
    atau lu mau jadi kakek yg "mati" del
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  8. 04-02-2013, 12:01 PM #8
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    ^ masih untung yang mati yang itunya... bukan yang laen2....
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  9. 04-02-2013, 12:35 PM #9
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    Nenek ngeres melulu padahal sikakek mau sembuhin bisul diselakangan
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    Kalo 'klakson' punya kakek sudah mati, berarti perlu diservis *kode Pantura
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  11. 04-02-2013, 03:25 PM #11
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    bawa aja ke workshop si jojox
    dia terima service klakson segala umur
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    Quote Originally Posted by hajime_saitoh View Post
    ^ masih untung yang mati yang itunya... bukan yang laen2....
    kalo yg "itu' udah mati yg laennya ga berarti lagi kop,lagi hajime

    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Kalo 'klakson' punya kakek sudah mati, berarti perlu diservis *kode Pantura
    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    bawa aja ke workshop si jojox
    dia terima service klakson segala umur
    Thanks atas infonya, no telp workshopnya berapa ya? mau servis "klakson" nih
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  13. 05-02-2013, 06:02 PM #13
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    Kayaknya oke tuh bikin pilem "Pantura Code" aktornya engkong
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  14. 05-02-2013, 07:22 PM #14
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    wew kapan diputar filmnya?? mau donk nobar
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiKu View Post
    bawa aja ke workshop si jojox
    dia terima service klakson segala umur
    klakson youli pernah diserpis jojox ya Gik..
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  17. 06-02-2013, 10:56 AM #17
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    mantappp gikk
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  18. 06-02-2013, 11:11 AM #18
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    Bentar lagi bakal diiklanin di siggy-nya Giku..
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  19. 06-02-2013, 12:00 PM #19
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    Kong...
    coba si Fere diklakson
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  20. 12-02-2013, 05:29 AM #20
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    racun gw...nyebar. hahhahaha
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