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  1. 26-06-2012, 02:53 PM #1
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    Masa Kecil Urju

    Storyline: Ketika Urzu masih anak-anak berusia 7 tahun.

    Alkisah engkongnya urju membawa si urju ke psikolog anak perihal kenakalan urju yang kelewat batas.

    Engkong : Bu, cucu saya ini bandel sekali.
    Psikolog : Ah, anak kecil sih wajar kong kalo bandel. Apalagi anak cowo
    Engkong : Tapi si Urju ini kelewatan. Pembantu di rumah sampe hamil
    Psikolog : (kaget!) Ah, masa sih Kong? Mana bisa anak kecil menghamili orang.
    Engkong : Iya, soalnya si Urju ngebolong2in kondom saya pake jarum. Dia udah ngaku.
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  2. 26-06-2012, 03:05 PM #2
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    Psikolog : Masa sih? Coba praktekin
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  3. 26-06-2012, 03:18 PM #3
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    Opera : masak sih coba praktekin sambil bawa recorder
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  4. 26-06-2012, 03:34 PM #4
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    tanya gon:

    itu si urju ngebolongin pake jarum
    pas kondomnya udah dipasang ato belum..?
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  5. 26-06-2012, 03:53 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    tanya gon:

    itu si urju ngebolongin pake jarum
    pas kondomnya udah dipasang ato belum..?
    dua2 salah pas sedang dipasang, makanya si engkongnya sewot
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  6. 26-06-2012, 04:04 PM #6
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    surjadi kok tau? engkongnya ya?
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  7. 26-06-2012, 04:06 PM #7
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    bukan gw psikolognya
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  8. 26-06-2012, 05:51 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    bukan gw psikolognya
    berarti benar dunk lu engkongnya....
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  9. 26-06-2012, 06:02 PM #9
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    dijawab "bukan" atau "iya", hasilnya tetap sama : GAY
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  11. 26-06-2012, 07:46 PM #11
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  12. 26-06-2012, 08:53 PM #12
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    masa kecil si urju penuh liku2 gitu ya
    ...bersama kesusahan ada kemudahan...

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  13. 27-06-2012, 09:06 AM #13
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    Masih ga ada yang mau ngaku siapa engkong gw apa enaknya semua om2 disini saya panggil engkong semua
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    Quote Originally Posted by Urzu 7 View Post
    Masih ga ada yang mau ngaku siapa engkong gw apa enaknya semua om2 disini saya panggil engkong semua
    kan surjadi udah ngaku ju, di cerita itu cuman ada 2 orang, engkong sama psikolog,
    kalo dia ngaku bukan psikolognya berarti dia si engkong..

    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    bukan gw psikolognya
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  15. 28-06-2012, 06:20 AM #15
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    Engkong sur?? bener itu kondom dibolong2in urzu??
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  16. 28-06-2012, 12:50 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by ga_genah View Post
    berarti benar dunk lu engkongnya....
    Quote Originally Posted by Fere View Post
    kan surjadi udah ngaku ju, di cerita itu cuman ada 2 orang, engkong sama psikolog,
    kalo dia ngaku bukan psikolognya berarti dia si engkong..
    Quote Originally Posted by noodles maniac View Post
    Engkong sur?? bener itu kondom dibolong2in urzu??
    cuma lupa taruh ,(koma) akibatnya fatal
    you meet someone
    you two get close
    its all great for awhile
    then someone stops trying
    Talk less, awkward conversations, the drifting
    No communication whatsoever
    Memories start to fade
    Then the person you know become the person u knew
    That how it goes. Sad isn't it?
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  17. 28-06-2012, 01:01 PM #17
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    berarti "itu"-nya Om Sur bolong2 dong ditusukin si urju
    you can also find me here
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  18. 28-06-2012, 01:05 PM #18
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    Jadi surjadi selama ini adalah engkong saya..
    ::terharu::
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  19. 28-06-2012, 01:23 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Urzu 7 View Post
    Jadi surjadi selama ini adalah engkong saya..
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    kalo terharu keluarkan airmatanya donk zuu ... ekekekek
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  20. 28-06-2012, 10:58 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by surjadi05 View Post
    cuma lupa taruh ,(koma) akibatnya fatal
    surjadi..
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