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  • Biasa2x aja alias ngga dianggep serius sama sekali

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Thread: Ditelpon oleh Artis.

  1. 13-01-2012, 08:27 PM #1
    Matsugawa Dana
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    Ditelpon oleh Artis.

    Kalo kalian sedang tidak kerjaan,tiba2x HP kalian berbunyi.ngga taunya yg nelpon itu seandainya :

    Buat Cowok misalnya : Tika Putri (Type gw bgt nich).kalo ngga Asmirandah,kalo engga Dewi Persik juga boleh dech (Maunya).
    Buat Cewek misalnya : Afgan,kalo engga Andika Pratama,kalo engga Derby Romero,kalo engga Syaipul Jamil juga boleh lah (Maunya).

    Apa yg akan kalian lakukan?

    Kalo gw sich,cari tau orang nya dulu.kalo emang dia kebukti boong,gw bakalan nemuin dia dan ngaku2x jadi adiknya Andika Pratama,misalnya.Tapi kalo dia emang Boong,tapi orangnya OK alias Cantik,gw bakalan ajak dia main ke rumah Drummer nya Soulvibe yg kebetulan adl saudara gw (Maunya).

    Tapi kalo emang bener yg nelpon gw itu beneran artis (setelah dia jujur pas ketemuan alias ngga berbohong),gw bakalan panggil Paus Terbang gw,sambil membelah Atmosfir ber lapis2x,sambil terbang menuju Rasi Bintang Paling Manis.

    Yg jelas,Doi pasti juga bakalan gw ajak dong.

    Nah.skrg apa yg bakalan lu lakuin sendainya lu,ditelpon ama artis?
    Jual CD Soundtrack Anime dan Tokusatsu.Bagi yang berminat,bisa hubungi gue di :

    085703046062 (Only for SMS) , (022) 7306150 (Only for Calling)

    Gue tunggu ya.Bye.
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  2. 13-01-2012, 08:41 PM #2
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    cendol sent, cek kulkas
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  3. 13-01-2012, 08:45 PM #3
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    Kok banyak mau nya???
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  4. 13-01-2012, 08:49 PM #4
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    biasa2 aja, kalo bisa malah cuekin aja, masa bodo teuing... merasa gak penting... paling tuh artis kesel, mengumpat dan akhirnya mo ngelabrak gw (baca:nemuin gw)
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  5. 13-01-2012, 08:50 PM #5
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    Tapi aku ngga punya pulsaaaaa

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  6. 13-01-2012, 08:54 PM #6
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    biasa aja.. bukan sok cool, tapi ga percaya dan ga ada kepentingan juga
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  7. 13-01-2012, 08:56 PM #7
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    force her to do a phone se-x.

    As usual.
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  8. 13-01-2012, 09:00 PM #8
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    artis kan katanya orang kaya. mau minta duit aja
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  9. 13-01-2012, 09:21 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaine View Post
    force her to do a phone se-x.

    As usual.
    even if it's titiek puspa?
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  10. 13-01-2012, 09:32 PM #10
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    gw lebih suka ketemu artis fave, terus foto bareng daripada ditelpon ama artis.
    soalnya kalo sampe ditelpon paling2 itu telpon nyasar


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  11. 13-01-2012, 09:46 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by meliakh View Post
    even if it's titiek puspa?
    You sick bastard.

    Of course.
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  12. 13-01-2012, 09:56 PM #12
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    saya akan bilang: "Ada perlu apa denganku?"
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  13. 13-01-2012, 10:12 PM #13
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    Eh ada Bang Yuki.3 hari yg lalu gw ditelpon Yui nich Bang Yuki.katanya doi ngebet bgt pengen ketemu bang Yuki.Serius!terus eikeh bilang,kenapa ngga mau ketemu ama eikeh aja.secara gitu lho!gw kan lebih ganteng dari Bang Yuki. Terus gw bilang lagi,kalo ente mau ketemu ama Bang Yuki,lu harus kopi darat ama gw dulu.akhirnya dia mau dan ngajak gw kopi darat di sebuah Hotel.eh ngga tau nya pas ketemuan,namanya Yui juga.nama Panjang nya Yui Ra. Eh ngga taunya pas ngeliat mukanya,gigi nya Jongos ke depan kayak Omas. Yah akhirnya gw kabur dech.boro2x mo dikenalin ama Bang Yuki,tuch orang malah pede bgt mo nyium bibir gw dgn bibir nya Yui palsu yg jongos itu.Eh ngga taunya ada Mantri RSJ mo nangkep tuch si Yui.

    " Yui ra enak apa dikerjain ama pasien RSJ ?"
    Last edited by Matsugawa Dana; 13-01-2012 at 10:17 PM.
    Jual CD Soundtrack Anime dan Tokusatsu.Bagi yang berminat,bisa hubungi gue di :

    085703046062 (Only for SMS) , (022) 7306150 (Only for Calling)

    Gue tunggu ya.Bye.
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  14. 13-01-2012, 10:19 PM #14
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    padahal mah gak usah kabur

    temenin aja barang sebentar, itung2 silaturahmi
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  15. 13-01-2012, 10:34 PM #15
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    Ngga usah dibilang Bang Yuki.eikeh udah salaman alias Silaturahmi ama si Yui.tapi tangan nya kasar kayak tangan Petinju.denger2x dari mantri RSJ sana,dulunya sebelum masuk RSJ dia pernah jadi pemain Smack Down di Jepang.
    Jual CD Soundtrack Anime dan Tokusatsu.Bagi yang berminat,bisa hubungi gue di :

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  16. 13-01-2012, 10:41 PM #16
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    petinju kok tangannya kasar? Kan tangannya pake sarung tinju


    *gak penting banget*
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  17. 13-01-2012, 10:53 PM #17
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    Bukan pake sarung tinju lah.namanya juga pemain Smack Down.kata Mantri di sana,si Yui walaupun cewek,tapi bisa juga lho,nge Smack Down cowok.

    Makanya tangan nya jadi kasar.
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  18. 13-01-2012, 10:55 PM #18
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    jadi membayangkan ndugu ditelpon Ray Surya ehh Ade Rai dink
    pasca mereka ketemu tanggal 3 Mei 2011 lalu



    Spoiler for cerita ndugu:
    Quote Originally Posted by ndugu View Post
    eh, ada pengalaman lucu hari ini..
    critanya tadi pas makan siang saya kan keluar pergi beli makanan di 'warung' kecil langganan deket kantorku yah, eh, ga nyangka ketemu ade rai si binaragawan di situ beli makanan juga

    aduh, kok jadi ngerasa dunia ini kecil amat ?!?!?! tadinya ngga yakin nih orangnya bener ato ngga.. udah hampir mo manggil dan nanya langsung, eh ga taunya ada stiker nama di dadanya dengan namanya tertulis di situ. rupanya dia pergi ke event apa gitu di art gallery deket kantorku, critanya mo nyari designer katanya.

    jadi sempat saya ajak ngobrol2 bentar, orangnya friendly juga. cuman saya yang musti cabut duluan jadi ga sempat ngobrol lama, jadi cuman foto2 bentar, minta staff toko yang fotoin, mereka heran nih sapa kok pake foto2 gitu, jelas ga kenel yah mereka trus saya bilang nih orang beken nih dan dia ada ngasi kartu namanya, tapi saya sendiri lupa tukeran dengan kartu namaku, not very graceful of me kalo dipikir2 kembali tapi saya tadi udah ada kirim imel ke dia (berdasarkan kartu namanya) buat ngirimin dia foto2 yang diambil tadi..

    anyway.. ini sala satu potonya

    very unexpected day deh hari ini

    Spoiler for foto:

    simpel aja
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  19. 13-01-2012, 11:02 PM #19
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    cieeee.... Yuki difans-in ma Yui.. suittt..suittt...
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  20. 13-01-2012, 11:09 PM #20
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    yui si pemain gitar? Okelah kalo begitu
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