Women belong in the kitchen, and we need to make sure they fulfill their womanly duties.
Do not let women try to make excuses to leave the kitchen. Men have to be on top of their feet to make sure they don't get outsmarted.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why did the woman cross the road?
It doesn’t matter, why was she out of the kitchen in the first place?
Why cant women ski?
Because there is no snow in the kitchen.
Why do women like having a window in the kitchen?
So they can see the world.
Why do women wear white wedding dresses?
So the dishwasher matches the rest of the appliances.
Why do women NOT need a driver’s license?
Because they don’t need to drive to the kitchen.
Why don't women need umbrellas?
It doesn't rain in the kitchen...
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
What happens when the lights go out in the kitchen?
Women cook in the dark.
Why Do families put telephones in the kitchen?
So women have someone to talk to when it's not dinner time.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
Zero, She should have opened it after she took it out of the fridge.
Why do women insist on putting a TV in the kitchen?
So they can watch food network while they cook.
How do young girls learn math?
Turn it into a recipe.
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