Stan the Man
22-08-2011, 07:35 PM
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are
Not Stupid Convention."
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes
are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde steps up. The leader asks
her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen."
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start
cheering, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000
of you and the worldwide press here, I guess we can give her another
chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she
eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed and sighs-everyone is disheartened, the blonde
starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands
shouting, "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The leader,
unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says,
"OK!, one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four."
Through out the stadium 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms,
stomp their feet and scream, "Give her another chance, give her another
chance!"
::doh::
Not Stupid Convention."
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes
are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde steps up. The leader asks
her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen."
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes start
cheering, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000
of you and the worldwide press here, I guess we can give her another
chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds she
eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed and sighs-everyone is disheartened, the blonde
starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and wave their hands
shouting, "Give her another chance, give her another chance." The leader,
unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says,
"OK!, one more chance. What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four."
Through out the stadium 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms,
stomp their feet and scream, "Give her another chance, give her another
chance!"
::doh::