cherryerichan
03-01-2014, 11:59 PM
Q: What has a foot but no legs?
A: A snail
Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If
you eat it you die. What is it?
A: Nothing
Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain
Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when
I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle
Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene,
Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s
Mary!
Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still
have something in it?
A: It can have a hole in it.
Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink
person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer,
a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a
pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story
house!
A dad and his son were riding their bikes and
crashed. Two ambulances came and took them
to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the
operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t
operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
A: The doctor is his mom!
Q: What goes up when rain comes down?
A: An umbrella!
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each
‘s’
Q: If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am
I?
A: A fire!
Q: Throw away the outside and cook the inside,
then eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What is it?
A: Corn on the cob, because you throw away the
husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away
the cob.
Q: What word becomes shorter when you add
two letters to it?
A: Short
Q: What travels around the world but stays in
one spot?
A: A stamp!
Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a
moment and never in one thousand years?
A: The letter M
Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
A: Mississippi
Q: If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I
don’t have it. What is it?
A: A Secret.
Q: Take away my first letter, and I still sound
the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound
the same. Even take away my letter in the
middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five
letter word. What am I?
A: EMPTY
Q: What has hands but can not clap?
A: A clock
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold.
Q: A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are
facing south, and a bear is circling the house.
What color is the bear?
A: The house is on the north pole, so the bear is
white.
Q: What is at the end of a rainbow?
A: The letter W!
Q: What is as light as a feather, but even the
world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more
than a minute?
A: His breath!
Q: What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with
“t” and ends in “t”?
A: A teapot!
Q: What is so delicate that saying its name
breaks it?
A: Silence.
Q: You walk into a room with a match, a
karosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which
do you light first?
A: The match.
Q: A man was driving his truck. His lights were
not on. The moon was not out. Up ahead, a
woman was crossing the street. How did he see
her?
A: It was a bright and sunny day!
Q: What kind of tree can you carry in your
hand?
A: A palm!
Q: If an electric train is travelling south, which
way is the smoke going?
A: There is no smoke, it’s an electric train!
Q: You draw a line. Without touching it, how do
you make the line longer?
A: You draw a shorter line next to it, and it
becomes the longer line.
Q: What has one eye but cannot see?
A: A needle
Q: A man leaves home and turns left three
times, only to return home facing two men
wearing masks. Who are those two men?
A: A Catcher and Umpire.
Q: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a
pound of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh one pound!
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All 12 months!
Q: A frog jumped into a pot of cream and
started treading. He soon felt something solid
under his feet and was able to hop out of the
pot. What did the frog feel under his feet?
A: The frog felt butter under his feet, because
he churned the cream and made butter.
Q: A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an
apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse
get to the apple?
A: The chain is not attached to anything.
Q: If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a
yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a
pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a
green house made of?
A: Glass
Q: What goes up a chimney down but can’t
come down a chimney up?
A: an umberella
Q: We see it once in a year, twice in a week,
and never in a day. What is it?
A: The letter “E”
Q: Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink
lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in
the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
A: The president!
Q: They come out at night without being called,
and are lost in the day without being stolen.
What are they?
A: Stars!
Q: How do you make the number one
disappear?
A: Add the letter G and it’s “GONE”
Q; What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age!
A: A snail
Q: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If
you eat it you die. What is it?
A: Nothing
Q: What comes down but never goes up?
A: Rain
Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when
I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle
Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene,
Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s
Mary!
Q: How can a pants pocket be empty and still
have something in it?
A: It can have a hole in it.
Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink
person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer,
a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a
pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story
house!
A dad and his son were riding their bikes and
crashed. Two ambulances came and took them
to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the
operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t
operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
A: The doctor is his mom!
Q: What goes up when rain comes down?
A: An umbrella!
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each
‘s’
Q: If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am
I?
A: A fire!
Q: Throw away the outside and cook the inside,
then eat the outside and throw away the inside.
What is it?
A: Corn on the cob, because you throw away the
husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away
the cob.
Q: What word becomes shorter when you add
two letters to it?
A: Short
Q: What travels around the world but stays in
one spot?
A: A stamp!
Q: What occurs once in a minute, twice in a
moment and never in one thousand years?
A: The letter M
Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
A: Mississippi
Q: If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I
don’t have it. What is it?
A: A Secret.
Q: Take away my first letter, and I still sound
the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound
the same. Even take away my letter in the
middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five
letter word. What am I?
A: EMPTY
Q: What has hands but can not clap?
A: A clock
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold.
Q: A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are
facing south, and a bear is circling the house.
What color is the bear?
A: The house is on the north pole, so the bear is
white.
Q: What is at the end of a rainbow?
A: The letter W!
Q: What is as light as a feather, but even the
world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more
than a minute?
A: His breath!
Q: What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with
“t” and ends in “t”?
A: A teapot!
Q: What is so delicate that saying its name
breaks it?
A: Silence.
Q: You walk into a room with a match, a
karosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which
do you light first?
A: The match.
Q: A man was driving his truck. His lights were
not on. The moon was not out. Up ahead, a
woman was crossing the street. How did he see
her?
A: It was a bright and sunny day!
Q: What kind of tree can you carry in your
hand?
A: A palm!
Q: If an electric train is travelling south, which
way is the smoke going?
A: There is no smoke, it’s an electric train!
Q: You draw a line. Without touching it, how do
you make the line longer?
A: You draw a shorter line next to it, and it
becomes the longer line.
Q: What has one eye but cannot see?
A: A needle
Q: A man leaves home and turns left three
times, only to return home facing two men
wearing masks. Who are those two men?
A: A Catcher and Umpire.
Q: Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a
pound of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh one pound!
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All 12 months!
Q: A frog jumped into a pot of cream and
started treading. He soon felt something solid
under his feet and was able to hop out of the
pot. What did the frog feel under his feet?
A: The frog felt butter under his feet, because
he churned the cream and made butter.
Q: A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an
apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse
get to the apple?
A: The chain is not attached to anything.
Q: If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a
yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a
pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a
green house made of?
A: Glass
Q: What goes up a chimney down but can’t
come down a chimney up?
A: an umberella
Q: We see it once in a year, twice in a week,
and never in a day. What is it?
A: The letter “E”
Q: Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, Mr. Pink
lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in
the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
A: The president!
Q: They come out at night without being called,
and are lost in the day without being stolen.
What are they?
A: Stars!
Q: How do you make the number one
disappear?
A: Add the letter G and it’s “GONE”
Q; What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age!